Funny things happened today.
I got called sexist.
Like, this bitch didn't even know what the hell I was talking about, and she just sits her fat ass down and calls me sexist!
~Story Time~
I was at lunch with a friend of mine today, and we were talking about ships and their names. (TododriyaisbetterthanTododeku)
I mentioned that in most ship names, the uke is named first. Not all of 'em, but most gay ship names this is true (The switchers don't count).
Straight ship names it very well may be all of them, but a the very least it's the vast majority.
We were talking about Todoriya when I said that, and this hoe comes up and makes herself damn cozy before saying, "Um what are you, sexist!?"
And I'm like, "No!? I'm just saying Todoroki is top!"
She says, "Oh". AND JUST WALKS THE FUCK AWAY!!!!
LIKE BITCH WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?
Meanwhile, my friend has just died laughing while I'm staring after the thot like, "Wtf!?"
