bts f-u-a-nfiction????

1 - Sun and Shine

"Earth to Uimi! Earth to Uimi! HahrHAERHChgfhgh!!" a voice bickered in my ears, slowly turning into something so called "annoying", making me turn to the voice.

"Whutchuwan?" I yawned, chewing my gum.

"I need you to help me. I came over to your house for a reason, and all you've been doing is spacing out and just THROWING the formulas at me like it's easy to just figure it out! OH yeah, it's easy! WaAYY too--"

"Shut up." I glared, finishing the last of my summer homework.

"Yah, you mea--"

I sighed. "Jimin, no." I ended up wasting around three hours teaching him how to do a problem, and he didn't even pay attention.

"You know what Jimin?"

"Yeeeees?" Jimin said in a long note.

"Out." I pointed, looking at the door.

Jimin whined. "Whyyyy?"

"Out." I repeated, giving Jimin a glare, as he smirked walking out the door.

"I actually know all this stuff, thanks for tryi--" I smacked him with the nearest thing I could get a grasp of.

"I said OU--" I started, before just slamming the door on him. Wanting to sleep, I just decided to take a rest.


<Whoa, someone threw a clock out the window and now it's flying!>


Waking up to a phone ringing so much it was practically flying, I took a look at my phone, seeing the texts go from one to three million in an instant. "Oops, my internet wasnt working! Sorry Ui!" I saw, before laying back down.

DING
ding
DING
DONG
DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING

"WHAITJREIKS WHEN WILL THIS PHONE STOP!?"

<Taehyung PoV>

My internet sucks.

"Time to text everyone my beautiful message!"

Tapping away at my phone, I got impatient with my phone.

"Let's just send millions of texts and hope one sends."

"Add Uimi to the list too!"

After sending at least one thousand texts, I wondered what to do.

Yoongi.

Running to Yoongi's house, I opened the door.

"I'm hERERerERErERE!"

Watching Yoongi storm down the stairs, he screamed.

"Even Jungkook is quieter! I swear, JIMIN and you are complete TWINS! Same personality, same words!" Yoongi thought about something, then added, "Same everything everyday, I'm SICK of it!"

Yoongi realizing what he's in, I already took a picture. Yoongi ran upstairs to get pants, then slipped on his shoes.

"Get back here, you nasty--"

Slamming the door, I ran away, sending the picture to everyone. Yoongi running after me, I realized something.

Uimi would get a di-- PIctUre of Yoongi basically being nake--
















"Well, shit."

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S_Meraki pls notice me

i'm bored c;

also i'm human so i can mention people

shoo if you dont like me

if you like the story but hate me

idk

this might not even be a story

probably just scenes of bts fucking up