In a galaxy far far away, a long time ago
"luek wake up n do your sand chores" oncle oowen sed
"but oncle oowen I wanna go to topshee staccion" leuk complained
"don give me sas boyy, do you sand chores" oncle oowen sed agen
"fine" look said
*meanwhile*
"dotter laya wut do you want for you bth-day" bale organs sed to his dotter
"I want a red speeder dad-e" laya sed
"no u get blue speeder laya" organs replyd
*meanwhile again*
*Lewk talking to robots*
"I wuna go to the impeereal acadummy, but oncle oowen won let me ceetreepeeoh"
"MASTER LOOK, YOU MUST FOLLOW DA ONCLES ROOLS" ceetreepeeoh stated
"but I dun wanna, so i'll go rescue a prinsess" lewcc sed
"loocc you are idiot" ceetreepeeoh sed agayn
"blap blip bop froop freep" are-too-day-too boopeld
"shut up rtoodtoo" ceetreepeeo sed
*meanwhile*
"the red bull base is on alderaan" laya betraitored her planit
"I somehow sense u rnt lying, blow up alderaan" ground oodmeral toorkin commanded
'dad-e shuld'v givvin me the red speeder, not bloo' Laya smiled sinisterly
*meanwhile*
"we need to bloh up the bad white circle" loowk sed
"is trep" admral ookbar statid
"shut up admral ookbar" mon mothra sed
"eye will dew it" luke said
"okey" mon mothra repleyd
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"I bloo it up the bad white circle" luek sed, coming back from his ship tryumfantlee
"I noo u cud do it look" mon mothra sed
"is trep" admral ookbar sed agen
"SHUT THE F*CK UP ADMRAL OOKBAR" moon mothra sed, anger torward admral ookbar
"i aword you the red bull cross, for dephending us agenst the bad white circle"
"yey i em heeroh now" luek said happily
(end credits)
*psych*
*Meanwhile, on the 3rd bad white circle*
"i wil deefeet u, look shywokker" laya sed ominuslee, as a derk figur stood behind her
"yes, we wil deefeet him toogethur..."
"dotter"
too bee continood....
