Dear Fuzzbrain,
This is me writing to you about my day to make it go faster. Let's enter my mind. Ya scared yet?
Beaches and softball fields are terrible. Mleh. The coaches are talking about happy pills. The batter made it to first. Now they are mad. I want to go watch Philisnotonfires again. Wattpad had gotten better. Why are there so many bats. I took a picture. Wow that girl has ugly shorts on. I'm sooooooo bored my mom took her hat back. Kyra is being lazy and not picking up her water I think. Uh oh. Things you never say to me. Wha oh. Nothing more than empty sheet between our love our love. Oh our love love love loovve. Just give me a reason just a little bits enough. Sorry listening to pink. Softball players are annoying. It was my sisters birthday yesterday. I got her a Taco Bell gift card and they won all their games. She was happy and got outback. I went to the beach 3 times this week and have a bad sunburn. My sister yelled at me for complaining so I stopped to get her to shut up. I'm drinking a chi tea latté. It is delicious. Lol that corrected to delusions. Hahaha I'm delusional. I'm so lonely. Imma go back to reading phanfictions now. Baiiiii for now.
-time skip to 11-
Watching Harry potter while waiting to get home!!!! THE FEELSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg I wanna cry. Buckbeak has been sentenced to death!!! I'm typing in inverted colors. You tell those spiders Ron! Munch. Omg Peter petigrew is in the castle! Put that light out Harry you are disrupting the paintings. They are trying to sle- wait there is snape!!! Arrogant hehe strutting like mr potter. Turn our your pockets harry. Reveal your secrets paper. Messers moony wormtail padfoot and prongs offer their complements to professor snape and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other peoples business. Lupin out for a walk in the moon light. Teehee. Meow. Lupin has scars that I never noticed. Ooooo snape is a badass. I can ride my bike with no handle bars. Wanna know why? It's a unicycle. It doesn't work it said Peter was in the castle. Well guess what? HE IS SCABBERS THE FREAKING RAT OF RONS THAT THE CAT TRIED TO EAT!!!!!! She does not possess that spirit and her soul is dry I guess that's why the ginger married her, a dry soul is better than none. Oh my dad just turned on pinball wizard. I like that song. Oh snap hermoine is getting feisty. With professor trealawny. I think trealawny is high. Like all the time. Oh snap serious in a crystal ball. He will return tonight tonight he who betrayed his friends will hdisidbfhjsjsjduududujxhdhxu yeah I lost it.............microwave.
Dan and phil at hogwarts is amazing like Phil. Crows and buck beaks death time!!! Don worry he lives in the end!!!!!!! Hermoine don't call Draco an evil little cockroach he is my future husband. After Phil and dan and troye and Caspar of course. Dayum Hermonie you punch him. That must have felt good.
Lol I was reading that fanfic and there were toooooo many Kyle XYs pulled. Too many. Hagrid founds Ron's rat. Oh snap Hermionie found the rock she threw at the vase. So much suspance. Yea I spelt that wrong on porpoise. Lol porpoises. I need less free time les watch buckbeak die. Slice right through he neck and hermoine hugs Ron. Things getting tense. Oh snap whomping willow and serious is always a bad sight to see. Serious makes a cute dog. Just sayin. Duck!!!! Harry's poor glasses. His eyes are too blue in this movie. Hermoine grabs Harry's chest and pulls him onto the tree she then leans forward and kisses him passionately and whispers into his ear "I love you and if we die I want you to know, I held Ron's hand!!!" Appalled harry slaps her and dives into a hole under the tree.
I just wrote fanfiction about the scene I'm watching. It autocorrected to dan fiction. I think my iPod my be in love with danisnotonfire. That means my iPod is gay. My iPod is a guy. His name is Marcus not like butler.
Now I'm eating Bojangles so brb. Wow we just talked about licking cats and I was explaining. Something and I'm like "I don't know about you but..." And my sister was like "I'm feeling twenty-two" and that was my thoughts exactly. If you get this far in reading tell me now cause I doubt that you will make it cause this is so boring.
YOU ARE READING
Dear Fuzzy
RandomI was left in the car with only wattpad and harry potter movies for 4 hours. I decided to write a note to my friend. This is my mind. Please don't think I'm crazy. Or do. Just don't question my antics.