vinny woke up from a long nap. he rolled over, expecting to see his lover, joel, next to him, but was disappointed when all he saw was an alchol bottle with a note tapped to it. vinny got up and grabbed the note, which read: "sorry babe i got 2 work late tonite see u tomorrow love jo". vinny threw the note down in rage, joel had to work late every night even though his job is to stream video games which made no sense, but vinny didnt have time to thin kabout it making sense. vinny got up off of the bed, and grunted as he did, for he was pregnant with 8 twins and nobody ever gave him a break. vinny walked out the door down to the living room, being loud as possible because he was a emotional pregnant woman and he hates every living thing right now. making his way down the hallway, vinny heard loud grunting noises coming from the kitchen. he quickly walked to the kitchen to find joel laying on the kitchen table with used condoms everywhere. excited to see his senpai, vinny ran to the table but tripped over something heavy, falling straight on his pregnant stomach. picking himself up and looking at his now flattened stomach, vinny looked around and saw several rubber ducks on the floor between his legs. vinny gasped as he picked up the ducks and held them in his arms, he finally gave birth to both his and joels children. vinny began crying as the heavy object vinny tripped on got up, and screamed "WOO WOO WOO", which startled vinny. vinny screamed as he saw the object was joeysworldtour, who was covered in big mac grease and used condoms. joel woke up and fell off the kitchen table as vinny let out the scream, landing on several of the rubber ducks, which made vinny scream again and slap joel, who was confused on what was happening. joel got up off of the floor and saw joey, who was eating the used condoms off of the floor. vinny, who was pissed off, yelled at joel
"WHY IS HE HERE??"
"hey mannn i can explain"
"YOU BETTER"
"to put it straight forward i wasnt attracted to you anymore because you got pregnant so i got with him"
"BUT HES 100 TONS BIGGER THAN ME"
"hey man its sexy to watch him eat 80 big macs at once"
vinny began to sob, he knew he couldnt eat 80 big macs at once like joey could. vinny grabbed the remaining rubber ducks that were flattened by joel and held them in his arms. he ran away sobbing like an anime girl as some of the ducks flew out of his arms until he ran into a sliding glass window, hitting it instantly. vinny fell to the floor and flattened a big mac on the floor, he was unconcious. just as joey finished stuffing the last used condom into his mouth, he realized vinny flattened the big mac, and charged directly at vinny at full speed. joey picked up vinny and threw his body into the nearby flatscreen tv, and picked up the big mac, which he inhaled like a vaccum and turned back to joel, who had a massive boner watching joey eat the big mac.
joey, who was still hungry, charged at joel, and shoved him down his throat. he swallowed joel whole and murmured: "one last woo woo woo for you...." and then proceeded to raid the fridge, the cabinets, and the remaining furniture around the house. finally feeling somewhat full, joey became horny but realized he ate his boyfriend. joey looked to vinnys dead body, but decided against it because vinny has cooties. joey then had an idea. he could use the vaccum. joey went to the closet and pulled out the vaccum, pulled his pants down and turned on the suck. the feeling was sensational as his dick got the good suck from the sucky boi, but suddenly the vaccum was sucking too much and joeys fat was being sucked too. joey tried to remove the vaccum but it kept sucking until joey was inside the vaccum. then joey lived in the vaccum for years and eventually died from diabetes. but what happened to vinny? him and his duck children lived in mr nyswarners shed until he commited toaster bath after mr nyswarner sexually violated him by looking at him the wrong way one day. the end
