This time around, none of that cheesy shit. I will be honest and pure. Well, about as pure as I can be at this point, and judging by the fact that I've already scarred you with a mental image of Roman doing something I won't mention for the sake of my younger readers, I'd sarcastically say that our relationship is off to a great start. I already am spending most if not all of science trying not to look at you unless I'm talking to you, otherwise I'd seem like a creep, which I am not. You have no way to prove it at this point, so you'll have to take my word for it. At least we can agree on something: Roman is a scumbag. Putting that aside, I feel that we have more in common than disliking Roman. I would ask you all kinds of things, such as basic shit like favorite color, movie, food, etc; but those are boring and really don't help you get to know the person that well. The best way to get to know someone is to spend time with them, but I don't feel as it that's going to happen anytime soon, with you probably being creeped out at the mere mention of being invited over to a boy's house that you've only known for about a week and a half. At this point, I'm looking in the water, trying to find you, but all I see is my own face.
