When someone tries to attack why do you do/say
Aries: freeze flight or fight
Taurus: just glare at them
Cancer: panic and throw things
Gemini: ginger guns
Leo: "don't."
Virgo: "well hey there my buddy bud chum pal amigo buddy pally pal bud chummy pal bud chum I'm gonna have to ask you to NOT"
Libra: punch them
Sagittarius: screech at them
Scorpio: nothing really. You probably just hid in the cabinets or something. Wait where'd you go
Capricorn: "oh"
Aquarius: Confetti canon
Pisces: call upon your friends for protection. That or jump down from the chandelier and tackle them.
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