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finding out your prenegat

hey guys here is my update i dont have ideas so comment something and you have to vote. please comment your favourite onii-chan mine is itachi because he is an onii-chan.

Naruto - one day you eat ramen and you vomit on naruto face! !!! he say "what???" and got sad. you say "g-gomen....." and he laugh and kiss you so you kiss his face to say sorry. next morning you wake up in naruto bed vomit on his face. this time he look angry so run bathroom door lock. you peed on a stick and stick say gregnant!! 

Sasuke - he throw tomatoes at your stomach for fun. one day when you lift up shirt so he throw tomato, he looked atyou and say "wow y/n you are round". you get agnry and sad and start to cry. he look scared so sasuke find sakura for advices. she come find you touch stomach with medical ninjutsu and she touch baby from sasuke. you are pegnat. 

Shikamaru - you at asuma grave so much that shikamaru act like asuma too. remember how asuma kurenai baby? well shikamaru too. one day at grave you was pregegnant.

Neji - hinata was angry at you becauses she kissed your boyfriend so she makes neji pregnant with jutsu then he says to you "y/n i am pergert :("

Rock Lee - your dad said if you watned to keep lee then he had to provide something for you so he provided a baby since it was free.

Choji -     you ate so much food one day choji was surprised so he say open your mouth!!! you did and choji look inside. he laugh and say "now i understand why you eat." you say "what? lol" and he say "you eat for 2 humans! congratuilaitoins you are pregonate :)"

Kiba - kiba man like dog, dog always have puppies so he say Y/n we need to reproduce. you say Ok and leave cage and eventually you are  pragnent.

Shino - one day shino bug crawl inside your ear so you go to doctor. doctor take one look and say wow y/n fatso. you say haha ;). doctor look inside you with stethoscope and confirm baby. 

Sai - he painted a baby on jutsu scroll and it come to life and you have no choice

Gaara - one day you at beach and you hear loud scream. you dig hole in earth and find baby!!!!! gaara sees and says keep it

Kankuro - kankuro found baby in tree so he keep it on leash as a pet for you

Kakashi - you read book and ssay "i want a snake" kakashi hear and say " i hate snakeu" so you say "okay compromise. prregnant?" he smile and shake hand

Yamato - yamamoto sexy jonin you need child so say yamototbaby? he agree and baby is in his free arm. 

Guy - hogake change mind and say if you want to stay in village then you have to contribute something so you say ok i contribute life with guy. 2 weeks later baby is delivered

Jiraiya - it was for research since he didnt go to school so you said Ok live demonstration

Iruka - *time skip 10 years into future*  iruka retire from academy and say i want kid so you say ok then as a surprise you come home with baby one day that you got on a mission

Itachi - he put you in genjutsu with baby then when it end you say wow i had so much fun give me one! so he bought you one for your birthday and you was pregnanante.

Hidan - he say bitch shit baby? you said hell yes!! you go to pain and ask for a baby so he orders one and it arrives soon.

Deidara - deidara always wanted to meet a prengan person so he would ask if you could become one and you agreed. 

Tobi - he was pargant when you met him.

Kisame - kisame didnt believe woman can get pergenat so he said its fake but you prove him wrong by having a baby with itachi <3

Pain - he needed new akatsuki members so he say y/n get over here and become a pragnan person.

Minato - you were pregnant  but naruto jealous so he punch your stomach luckily baby is strong and survive

Orochimaru - he had been bregnant in the past so he recognized your symptoms and helped

Kabuto - he became pregnart for experiment you was angry

Killer B - you were bored so said hey pregnancy

Suigetsu - he hated pregarnnt people and forbidded it so you got preganatt since he was mean to you as revenge