John....🙅🏽♂️
Should I get pizza?
20 minutes later:
Hey John my arm just chopped off by a psycho killer
11 minutes later:
Ok I'm sorry I will save you
I already bled to death
That's what happens when you take 30 minutes to reply to texts
People die.
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Love Texts
RomanceA collection of short and lovely messages❤️ Cover by @elineverhees