Untitled - BNHA Fanfic

- Chapter One -

It was a nice day at U.A. High., except, not. There were a handful of students that were joining this far into the year for one reason or another. It was a decent distraction (and an excuse to be distracted) and sighing, the school just decided to give everyone a break while they sorted these late students out. Also, yes, the school itself sighed....s-shut up.

As soon as the break was assigned, students wandered the halls, stayed in their dorms, or just remained in their respective classrooms and chatted amongst each other. New students were being introduced to many classrooms, and everyone was waiting in anticipation to see if their classes would get some new additions.

One class, however, had a spiky blond porcupine who was waiting not so happily. The porcupine hoped that he wouldn't get into 1-A. Maybe hedgehog would be better? Idk mans. I will now use hedgehog and porcupine interchangeably. The hedgehog waited, and waited. Then an announcement sounded, saying that all new students had been taken to their classrooms and classes will resume after introductions. The porcupine sighed in relief; he wasn't in this class. Then the door slammed open.

"Oi, this is 1-A right... Ah! OTOTOOO!!!!" Another blond hedgehog/porcupine entered, and after saying such interesting words, glomped (more like tackled) Katsuki who had blacklined the moment he entered the room.

"E-eh? Kacchan???" Izuku's eyes almost popped out of his head. This was the first person to hug him without getting beat up! And not to mention that they look scarily alike... omg! Two Kacchans!!!!

Another person entered, looking rather flustered. "Ack, Kisho, we're supposed to introduce ourselves, not tackle them!"

"I'm not tackling!"

"Kisho! Now you just put him in a headlock!!"

By the time the second male had managed to pull the two blonds apart, the class was already very rambunctious and confused. Where was the teacher you ask? He had gone out to the bathroom, had come back while Kisho still had had Katsuki in a headlock, and turned right back around.

Katsuki glared angrily at his brother, who just smiled right back as if he had done nothing wrong. The third just sighed once more, smiling sheepishly at the rest of the class.

"Uh, excuse my language but, what the fuck is going on?!" Sero spoke up for the whole class.

Pulling the Katsuki-look-a-like to the front of the room, the male spoke up. "Sorry about that... We'll explain."

"Good afternoon, my name is Hayashi Kaito! I have a water quirk, I'm sorry for the disruption, and it is nice to meet all of you!" Kaito bowed, then nudged blond porcupine #2 to introduce himself as well.

"Hello! My name is Bakugou Kisho! As you may have suspected, I am Katsuchan's twin brother! Older twin brother, to be exact." Kisho smirked. "My quirk is heat, I'm sorry for putting Katsuchan into a headlock, and I'm happy to meet all of you!"

The class stared in disbelief, amusement, irritation, confusion, or all four. Finally, Iida spoke up, "So... Bakugou Kisho, do we also refer to you as Bakugou...?"

"Is that really all you wanna know?!" Kaminari asked, exasperated.

"It is a valid question, as otherwise they would both the same age, same appearance, and same alias, making it complexing to anyone (except perhaps their mother). Although their personalities seem to be different, it is not exactly a sound way to tell them apart." Iida performs his signature hand motions to his explanation.

"But still, don't you want to know stuff like why Bakugou never mentioned he had a sibling (a twin nonetheless!!), why he came late, et cetera."

"Well, yes, but it is polite and easier to understand if we knew how to address him first-" Iida and Kaminari continued to bicker as the two newbies stood in front of the class, silent and awkward.

Kisho decided to step in. "Uh, you can just address me using a nickname or Bakugou 1-"

"OI WHY ARE YOU BAKUGOU 1?!"

"CAUSE I WAS BORN FIRST!"

"JUST BY A MINUTE YOU ASS!"

"STILL COUNTS!"

Midoriya raised a hand tentatively as Katsuki sat down with a huff. "Could you, maybe like, explain the twin thing please?"

"Okay! You see, when two people love each other very much-"

"I'm almost certain that's not what he meant, Kisho." Kaito interrupted before he could say anything else.

Kisho pouted and Katsuki rolled his eyes; Mineta looked mildly interested in what Kisho was about to say.

"Ah, yes... Hayashi is correct, that isn't what I meant..." The green haired b e a n flushed red. "What I meant to ask was why hasn't Kacchan told us about you? How come I never saw you or met you? Why did you come late? You said you and Kacchan are twins, so you guys should've gone to school together. Unless of course, you had a medical problem but you seem to be fine and healthy, and no matter how prickly Kacchan is, he would've been worried if his previously sick brother suddenly started jumping around... So it couldn't be that... The second possibility is that you were held back. N-not that you aren't smart! You seem plenty smart, however perhaps it was a behavioural issue, as Kacchan is very... let's say... explosive." Midoriya continued to mumble.

Kaito patted Kisho's arm sympathetically as he tried to keep up with Midoriya's train of thought. "I- uh- wait what??"

Rolling his eyes so hard that he almost saw Jes(s)us, Katsuki stepped in to answer and/or help his brother answer. Wow what a good little brother! >:3 "I'll answer the first questions. It's none of your fucking business, Deku."

"Oi, Ototo, that's r o o d."

"But it's t r u."

"That doesn't make it any less r o o d."

"When have I ever given a shit?"

"You right."

"Ahem, boys, please continue explaining..." Kaito channeled the spirit of the Bakugou's MomTM and "scolded" them by whacking Kisho upside the head. He didn't dare smack the almighty Bakugou Katsuki.

Kisho swatted Kaito's hand away (he was closing in for another whack) and resumed Katsuki's "explanation." Also, the class is just enjoying the show at this point; between the occasional bickering, Midoriya's fumbles, Kaito's irked state, and the slow reveal of the Bakugou's backstories, this was one of the best shows they'd ever seen. Hell, they're even asking Momo for popcorn.

"Anyways, the reason I joined so late is because I didn't want me and Katsuki to be in the spotlight if we had joined together. A spectacle of twins who had similar quirks who both made it into the top class of heroes. That would've been a sight. So to avoid that, I joined later to let my Ototo get assimilated first and all that jazz." Kisho yawned (nah I yawned hah you've been bamboozled) (im crying bamboozled is an actual word) at the boring, non-complicated explanation.

"Wait but..." Midoriya interjected, a puzzled look on his face. "Wouldn't that just... make it worse?"

Freezing, Kisho shared the puzzled look. "Uh, what do you mean?"

"Cause... now people will want to see the twins of 1-A and ask why you were late, plus why it was hidden that Kacchan has a twin... If anything, you've only doubled your troubles." (PREPARE FOR TROUBLE, AND MAKE THAT DOUBLE sorry lmao - Tater)

"...."

"...."

Kaito spoke during the silence. "I joined late simply because I wanted to hang out with Kisho."

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I wrote this while I hadn't slept, and all the K names made me so confused lmao

P.S., this story has two authors! I'm one of them, obviously, lmao

(1241 words)

- Tater