Bad Pickup Lines

➳ Pickup lines for school

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

You're so hot, you denature my proteins.

Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871.

Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine.

Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.

If you were a triangle youd be acute one.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
(I can't resist putting this in a fan fiction-)

Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

You must be a star, I can't stop orbiting around you.

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

You're sweeter than 3.14

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe

I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

Are you a dictionary? Cause you're adding meaning to my life.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Do you like Science? Because I've got my ion you!

You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
(Help, I don't understand this one-)

You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
(i DoN't UnDeRsTaNd ThIs OnE eItHeR-)

Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!

I hope that some of you use these on your crush, your friends, or maybe a story you're writing that takes place at a school!

⍟ I found most of these pickup lines online, so I give props to whoever made them! ⍟