Gel Me (John x Hair Gel Fanfic)

Good Morning~

John woke up from Blyke's irritating alarm and was ready to fight him (dont try this at home, kids).

"WHY DID YOU SET AN ALARM IT'S SATURDAY MORNING YOU RED HEAD ANNOYING SIDE CHARACTER DIMWIT YOU WANNA FIGHT BRO LET'S GO WAIT TILL I BEAT YOU UP YOU SPIKY HAIR SCRUB THAT DOESN'T USE HAIR GEL-"

To say the least, John took his anger out on the poor alarm. Let's be honest, no one likes waking up early much. John's sullen expression only changed when he realized Blyke wasn't there.

"Maybe I should plan a funeral for his alarm so I don't die..."

"Good morning~" mumbled Hair Gel, barely awake.

Oh right, I should put on some Hair Gel. John paced over to the bathroom where his true lover Hair Gel was. Hair Gel was standing casually as beautiful as the sparkling diamonds you'll never be able to afford. Back then, John and Hair Gel fell in love at first sight, they were practically made for each other. John's jet black hair suited nicely with Hair Gel's smooth self. Together, they were perfect soulmates in love. Unfortunately, there were such people who could not support such love (basically the whole UnOrdinary fandom lol) and so, they were forced to conceal their relationship. As John applied Hair Gel delicately to his hair, Hair Gel spoke.

"John, do you wanna do anything today? We have the day to ourselves right?"

"We could go shopping together if you want. Let's go and revive Blyke's alarm before he finds out," replied John, stroking his hair to absolute perfection.

"JOHN YOU IMBECILE ANNOYING MAIN CHARACTER THAT USES HAIR GEL HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY ALARM YOU REALLY WANNA FIGHT BRO YOU'RE SO IRRITATING HORRIBLE SCUM RUTHLESS UNSYMPATHETIC UNAESTHETIC YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE ALARMS CAN BE!"

"Oof." Hair Gel hid in the drawers before Blyke started yelling 420 other phrases at John. RIP headphone users.

"Karen, alarm clocks cost 10$ at Wollmart with a four dollar sale today. Actually, now that I think about it, have you ever noticed that someone drew a mustache on you?"

Blyke made the crucial mistake of checking in the mirror only to realize John had rushed out of the dorms away with Hair Gel. The two then visited Wollmart sale with the intention of replacing Blyke's alarm.