Don't insult Luke Hemmings

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Ariana: are you okay 2 talk luke ?

Luke: hey yeah u can talk 2 me, thnks for last time tho..

Ariana: don't mind me asking but what happened last time?

Luke: my so called gf cheated on me

Ariana: oh i'm so sorry

Luke: she cheated on me with my best friend

Ariana: that sucks, r u alright bout this?

Luke: i don't mind, they're both jerks anyway

Ariana: well I guess they are, what actually happened?

Luke: it was at a party, i went upstairs to use the bathroom. I heard noises from the bedroom, so I went to check it out.... When I opened the door, they were both...

Ariana: it's okay, u don't have to say anymore

Luke: i ended up hitting my friend and walked out. I haven't talked to her since.

Ariana: was she drunk?

Luke: idk, she must have been since she told me she'd have to take sleeping pills to even get with my best friend (mike)..

Ariana: are u going to forgive her?

Luke: nah she was too clingy anyways... I hate clingy girls

Ariana: is she upset?

Luke: yeah, but she didn't apologize so idgaf

Ariana: i guess it's up 2 u tho

Luke: enough of me, so what ya doing b4 u txted me

Ariana: nm really just homework

Luke: erggh school gets tiring doesn't it?

Ariana: tell me bout it, i nearly fell asleep in 3 of my lessons 2 day

Luke: ha ha bet the teachers were pissed

Ariana: nah they didn't know. Using a textbook as a cover up is a good idea.

Luke: lol

Ariana: ya ik

Ariana: so i've been thinking... Can i call u Luke Hemmings since 5sos is one of my favorite bands..?

Luke: sure, but I normally don't want 2 be affiliated with all that band crap

Ariana: i'm just going to ignore that u said 5sos was crap, because i can cut u but i'm not the one to start trouble..

Luke: oooh feisty

Ariana: whatever Luke Hemmings

Luke: no, i cringe whenever u call me that

Ariana: good, no one should insult Luke Hemmings

Ariana: or Michael Clifford, Ashton Irwin, Callum Hood

Luke: okay i give up. I ain't gonna say anymore

Ariana: ha good. Or I'll be forced to dig your grave.

Luke: *runs away*

Ariana: *chases after Luke brandishing a large knife*

Luke: *falls to the ground helplessly*

Ariana: *laughs and drives knife straight through his body*

Luke: ha ha lol

Ariana: lol >inserts laughing emoji<

Luke: ha ha our convos

Ariana: are hilarious

Luke: my mum just walked into my room, saw that I was laughing randomly and walked back out looking at me weirdly...

Ariana: ha ha for a stranger u are entertaining..

Luke: how so ;) ?

Ariana: oi stop being dirty. I mean u are funny

Luke: yeah right ;) joking...

Ariana: something just came up wait i'm checking it out

Luke: okay i'll wait

Luke: Ari?

Ariana: wait......

Luke: okay

Luke: Ari, it's been 10 minutes ...

Luke: Ari, are you okay?

Luke: remember Luke Hemmings is here 2 save u ;)....

Luke: Ari, what's happened?

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