The Avengers Group Chat (Wattys2018)

Oof

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Tony: EVERYONE WAKE THE FUCKKKKKKKK UP!

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Clint: What in tarnations do you want!

Tony: Attention.

Bruce: Fuck you and your attention needs.

Tony: Hey! That is not how you talk to your bro!

Steve: Bruce calm down.

Bruce: Don't tell me what the fuck to do!!!!!

Clint: Chilllllllllllll

Thor: ITS OK FRIENDS!! DEAR BANNER IS JUST IN DISTRESS!!

Tony: Distress or not, that's no how you talk to me mister!!!

Bruce: Shut up!

Tony: I will scream!

Bruce: What the fuck will that do?

Tony: NATASHAAAAAAAAAA

Bruce: NATASHA'S GONE DUMB ASS!!!!

Clint: On a mission?

Bruce: I don't know!!! She didn't tell me she was leaving or anything!!!

Clint: Oof.

Thor: THAT IS BECAUSE THE ROBOT TOOK HER AWAY!

Steve: Wait, what?!

Bruce: A robot took her...?

Thor: INDEED! I SAW IT MYSELF!

Tony: WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY TO SAVE HER?!!!!!

Bruce: YEAH!!!!

Thor: I DO NOT KNOW THAT!

Steve: And let me guess, the robot is Ultron?

Thor: AYE!

Tony: Dang it... Welp, R.I.P Natasha Romanoff.

Bruce: She is NOT dead!!!! Remember last time when he took her?! She was alive!

Tony: But that was last time dumb ass!

Bruce: DONT CALL ME DUNEBRESJJSNSNA

Tony: Well shit....

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Steve: Everyone try to lead the Hulk to the De-Hulking Cage!

Clint: Got it!

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