There you see him,
sitting there across the way.
And he does look really gay,
And there's just something about him.
And you don't know why,
But you're dying to try.
You wanna Kiss The Guy.
Yes, you want him.
Look at him, you know you do.
It's p
ossible he wants you, too.
There is one way to ask him.
It don't take a word,
Not a single word.
Go on and Kiss The Guy.
Sha la la la la la, gay or bi.
Come on now don't be shy.
You gotta Kiss The Guy.
Sha la la la la la it ain't that bad.
And no, it is not a fad.
He wanna kiss the guy.
Now's your moment,
Sitting in an empty classroom.
Boy, you better do it soon,
no time will be better.
He don't say a word
And he won't say a word
Until you Kiss The Guy.
Sha la la la la la, don't be scared.
No way to be prepared,
go on and Kiss The Guy.
Sha la la la la la, don't stop now.
Don't try to hide it how
You wanna Kiss The Guy.
Sha la la la la la, get your profet.
And leave the closet,
Your heart say Kiss The Guy.
Sha la la la la la, people always say
Do what the heart say
You gotta Kiss The Guy.
You've got to Kiss The Guy.
You wanna Kiss The Guy.
You've gotta Kiss The Guy.
Go on and Kiss The Guy!
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Kiss the Guy
DiversosMy proudest moment: Gay version of the Little Mermaid's Kiss the Girl. Original idea from a text I sent to my friend at like 1 in the morning. Also I found the cover pic on Google so...it's not mime.