For Esme

From Dy

*ominous piano music*

Dun dun dun DUUUUNN

Dun dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNN

Happy birthday, Esme. The reaper is coming ever closer. Oooo...*ghostly wailing*

- Dy

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KIDDING, KIDDING, DON'T KILL ME I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR- *ahem*

TITA MERA TITA MERAAA, YOU BRILLIAMAZING HOOMAN BEAN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

*pops the fancy bottled chocolate milk*

I'm an unpoetically annoying hooman, so I'll just write you a sappy message, right here, right now.

And you'll have to put up with whatever I say 🙂

I'm your niece. DEAL WITH IT ☺

Ah, Tita Mera. You are now one year older and wiser, and it just warms my wittle, cold, ded heart, to be celebrating your birthday.  You've always been there for the fam, being a shining light for us, and I WUV THAT 😙

You're like a candle flame in the pitch black. You shed light on darkness, illuminating everyone's way. You might attract some mean flies with your light, but they quickly learn not to underestimate you when they're burned 😎🔥 Simply put, you are an amazingly kind person who doesn't take any not noice stuff 👊

WE ALL LOVE YOU, OKAY? ALWAYS AND FOREVER!

*ahem*

I am a cold hearted homo sapien with no feelings 🙂

Really. 🙃

ON TO THE GIFTS!

G I F T S

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAYYYY! *blows party horn*