i am so sorry i have neglected yall. but i dont think i've ever given myself a proper introduction, ya feel me dudes. my names jordan, im 14 and i play the drums. thats basically all there is to me tbh im not that interesting. but i hope you guys like whatever the actual fuck this book(?) is. i think i wrote the first part when i was like high after the dentist. i just remember my friend went with me and like it was after we watched stranger things s2 and on the way home i just kept yelling demodaddy, thus this was made. ur welcome. enjoy