"Ok I'm finally done puking... now it's time for episode 2" *searches on YouTube and clicks the video*
If you've ever wondered why, Disney tales all end in lies. Heres what happened after all their dreams came true.
MULAN
After saving china I went home alone. I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone. I've been dressing like a guy for months. Now I'm losing all control. I think I am a guy in my soul.
I wanna be a man!
Soldier 1: I've never seen a guy so hot. Mulan: time to reinvent the new me. Soldier 2: Every time he speaks I want to sing Soldier 1: be quiet or well get caught Soldier 3: Maybe one day he'll screw me Mulan: now I really get why my nickname is Ping
I've gotta be a man!
I've got the brains and the bite of females. Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes. I know I'm ready for transformation. It's time to replace all these useless tooools!
"OMG I'm not gonna sleep for a month now!"
CINDERELLA
The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made. Guess my wish came true. But we never really talked much. Before he discovered my shoe.
That night after we got married. I recounted all of my plights of how I fit inside a pumpkin.
My canines turned into coachmen. Prince three me in Bedlam that night.
The white jackets say I'm nutty. Cause my clothes are sewn by rats. Bur their pills turn my brain to putty blarg. Now Lucifers not just my cat. Their insulin puts me under. Shook therapy's made me insane.
And after years of steady frying The doctors have up trying. They stuck 2 steal rods in my brain.
"The horror make it stop!"
Elsa
There is no snow on the mountain tonight. Just a sulfur in the air. A kingdom or greenhouse gases. Only Bill Nye seems to care. My town is melting, breaking off into the sea. It's time I show the strength of an evil queen.
With Germany and Putin, too ill free the penguins and throw you in a zoo. Were going green by spilling red.
And if your not dead. I built a hoard of evil snowmen. There gonna take over the world. Let it snow, pet it snow. Now Fox News will need heat lamps. Let it snow, let it snow.
I hope you concentrate in camp. We don't care who we have to slay. Let my troops march oooooon. The cold's coming back and it's here to stay.
"That's so mean you guys! That's not me at all! I'm nice! I don't kill anyone on purpose! I'm gonna go cry in a corner!"
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Well this wraps up After Ever After part 2! Hope you liked it! Bye!
-Ashley
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