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Random thought #1- Stupid Directioners

Don't get triggered yet.

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Why do people feel the need to pick at directioners?

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Olivia: "Hey-"

Irrelevant bitch: "Ew, you like One Direction?!1!?!1!

Olivia: "Wha-"

Irrelevant bitch: "You are so immature. I bet you're twelve. Directioners should DIE!1!1!!1

Olivia: "What the fuck?"

Irrelevant bitch: "One Direction SUCKS. You should listen to heavy metal like me. I'm so edgy!!!

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"I hate One Direction" Good for you. Want a cookie Susan?

Incoming triggered (I'm not even going to say what I was about to say.)

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Types of haters-

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The online troll:

*This is the kind of person who craves attention. It's best to ignore them.*

Dave: *Goes on a video about One Direction just to hit the dislike button and talk shit*

Dave: *Comments* These fuckers suck. How can anyone possibly like them? #sorrynotsorry I can practically hear the triggered fangirls coming!

~2 hours later~ Nobody has responded

Dave: *Checks the comment section every 5 minutes*

Phil: *Responds* If you don't like them, why are you here?

Dave: *Spends twenty minutes thinking of a good response*

Dave: *comments* Because I can be. Why do you listen to these talentless fuckboys?

~1 week later~ Nobody else has responded

Dave: *Thinks* I totally won that

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Advice for people like this:

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The "unique" teen-

*Nick and Harper are at lunch talking to each other*

*Sally is being nosy and listening to their conversation*

Harper to Nick: "I can't believe It's been one thousand days without them."