(Originally published sometime between 1/9/18 - 9/9/18)
Deep in the wild jungle that is MemeTrashLand, there was a tribe called the bally boi tribe.
One day, the bally boi's were in there territory, minding their own bussiness, preparing for their ritual when SUDDENLY...
Green man attacc the bally bois!
Bally bois: ****GASP****
Brian: BEGONEEE!!!! YOU ARE UNWORTHY!!!!!
Green man: Harry, come play GaNg Up.
All if a sudden, green man KIDNAP Harold!
Brian: HAROLD NOOOOOO!!!
Harold: Nah green man, I'm good here.
Green man: Lol k you stoopid hippo
Green man leaves.
Graccu: Ok bye piece of trash.
Greta: Can we do our ritual now?
Harold: Lol sure.
The bally start the ritual bye putting their hoods on and smaccing the ground with dem feet.
Bally bois: YOU ARE MY DABBB, YOU'RE MY DAB! WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOGGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!
Bally bois: HI 5!!!!
Bally bois: GOLD ON YOUR FINGERTIPS, FINGERTIPS UP AGAINST MY CHEEK! OWAHHHHHHH!
Bally bois: MIRACULOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, SIMPLY THE BEST, UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WRONGGGGGGGGG, MIRACULOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! OOF!
Bally bois: SwEaTy BaCkS!
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Will Green Man return? Will Harold recover from that traumatizing experience? Find out in the next chapter! :3
Oh and by the way, this chapter was 438 words long :3
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