One LoVeLy morning, Brian and Graccu were walking around, and Harold, Austiano and Greta were playing GanG-Up with Gretas' husbando (JuLiAnO) and the PoPuLor KiDdOs,
But Graccu and Brian suddenly realized that something was going on...
everyone had been infected with the...
MaD T-PoSe DiSeAsE!!!!!
The lads had no idea what to do!
But suddenly, Brian heard a voice...
"HaRoLd, AuStIaNo AnD GrEtA aRe In DanGeR! YoU mUsT hUrRy! UsE tHe PoWeR oF GuDeTaMa To FrEe YoUr FrEinDs!"
Brian freaked the hecc out!
But Brian realized the voice was right.
And Brian knew what had to be done.
In order to free the poor innocent souls from the...
MaD T-PoSe DiSeAsE!!!!!
she needed to use the power of her...
GUDETAMA SOCKS!!!!111111111
Brian: Graccu!
Brian: I KNOW HOW WE CAN FREE THE POOR INNOCENT SOULS FROM THE...
MaD T-PoSe DiSeAsE!!!!!
Graccu: HOW BRIANN?!?!?
Brian: We must use the power of my...
GUDETAMA SOCKS!
Graccu: You mean your smelly socks are going to save everyone?
Brian: GUDE...
TAMA...
POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***Brian Transforms into Gudetama Girl!***
Brian: DON'T HECC WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD, ANIME AND GUDETAMA ON MY SIDE!
Graccu: Ew
Brian: Hey wanna be my sidekick
Graccu: K
Brian: What LiT power do you possess child?
Graccu: I'm, uhhhh....
Graccu: SARCASTIC GIRL!
Brian: Rightie then ok!
***Graccu transforms into Sarcastic girl or whatever where is this story going?***
Brian: Squad Fam... MOVE OUt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Time SKippidiedip**
Graccu and Brianwere standing on the edge of the oval.
Brian: Ok Graccu, here are our options:
Option 1: We douse them all in holy water.
Graccu: Lame
Option 2: We do nothing.
Graccu: Lame
Option 3: We back all the infected into a corner and burn them all.
Graccu: Lame
Or option 4: We get my bible and smack em' on the head.
Graccu: Lame.
Brian: Woah we got a infected guy apporaching from the south-east.
Graccu: Huh?
Josh: JOIN THE T-POSE CLAN!!!
Brian: Uhm, we're actually kinda busy, so...
Gracu: We're good for now.
Josh: Ok then. We will take you to the great ruler and SACRIFICE YOU!!!!!!!!!111111111111
*Josh shoves Graccu and Brian into a burlap sack*
Graccu: Well Frick.
~Time skip~
The lads wake up to find that they have been chained up to thicc, heavy rocks.
In front of them are two huge thrones crafted outof pure gold.
On the left throne sat Greta's Husbando, and next to him on the right throne sat Greta herself.
Brian: Where the frick are we?
Juliano: You are in the kingdom of douchebags.
Graccu: Douchebags?
Juliano: NO! It's prounounced DouSHAE, not doushe.
Graccu: pfff, sorry man.
Juliano: That's KING to you!
Juliano: GUARDS!!!!!
~All of a sudden, Green Man, Maddie, Lara, Paige and a bunch of other popular kids come rushing out from the back of the hall~
Juliano: Could you make sure that the two other... "guests" are behaving?
The popular kiddos: YeS mY kInG!!!
Juliano: Thank you, off you go now.
Juliano: SERVANTS!!!
Harold/Austiano: You called, king?
Juliano: Could you please give my lOvEly queen some tea and biscuits?
Harold: Of course, my king.
Austiano: Anything for you, my king.
Brian: This is gross man.
Graccu: Tell me about it.
~A couple seconds later~
Harold: Here are your tea and biscuit, my queen.
Greta: Gee, thanks Harold :)
~As Harold handed her the tea and biscuits, his hand lightly brushed against Queen Greta's.~
Juliano: WHAT IS THIS???
Juliano: YOU DARE TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!?
Harold: No dude, it was an accident!
~Pulls out the "I repect you fully" card~
Juliano: Oh, ok then dude, your off the hook.
Juliano: BUT YOU!!!
Greta: Me?
Juliano: YES, YOU!!! I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!
Greta: Wh-What?
Juliano: I HOPE YOU GO CRY IN YOUR CUPBOARD!!!
~Greta runs off, tears streaming down her cheeks (the ones on her face)~
Brian: Excuse me, but can you please let everyone go and cure the of mad t-pose disease?
Juliano: Ok.
Graccu: Thanks man :)
~A couple of hours later~
Graccu: Well that was a weird experience.
Brian: mmm. But at least everyone is free now!
Graccu: You got that right my lad uwu
~The lads high five and walk off into the sunset~
Greta: HEY I'M STILL CRYING IN MY CUPBOARD!
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