A Kik Romance

Chapter 6

Kyle: Hey babe

Ummm, should I answer? It's been 3 days since the weekend. I haven't even been on Instagram since then.I know I'm being a bit too dramatic about this but I.. I just... 

Maybe I should call my best friend, Briana. I'm in a pretty crappy mood anyway. She always cheers me up.

"Hey, Snooki!" That's my nickname for her. 

"Wazzup, J-Wow?" Haha, and that's her nickname for me. It's a long story. We head up to her room and I crash on her bed on my back while she gets out a Teen Vogue magazine and a bunch of junky foods out from her small kitchen. Her room could be a whole apartment! Dang her parents are rich. She must sense my tenseness in me. That was probably why she got out the mag, food, and started playing with my hair. 

"Bri, I don't know what I've gotten myself into! Ok, before you judge me, I know this is totally NOT me. So don't think I've turned into one of the "Jersey Shores" kay?" I said. You know in school there is always the group with the prettiest hair, flirtacious, swore, did bad things to make them cool, and the people everyone asked out? Well we called them the "Jersey Shores". I think you could figure out why.  

I explained to her everything I've been through and did in the last week. Like how I met Kyle, he's super ugly, I pretended I was 15, that he thought I was a site model, my dad, and how I've been totally playing him. I showed her a picture of Kyle and she couldn't help not breathing and just shocked. Yup, that ugly. He had a mohawk that looked like a broom. I know looks shouldn't matter! "Wow." was all she could say. 

"Bri, I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! Please break up with him for me!!!!! Here, let's text him." She nodded and we go on Kik. "Wait! Pretend to be...someone else. Just not me." I said. 

"Ok."

Me: Hey Kyle this is.. 

"What should my name be?" She asked. 

"Emiy! That's kinda cute! OMG, girl you should make Kyle flirt with you." We giggled and she nodded Ohhh yeaah.

Me: Hey Kyle this is Emily. Kaytlinn isn't here right now this is her friend 

Kyle: oh, what's up where's Kaytlinn? 

Me: She's in the bathroom

"Nice job, Snooki," I said. 

"Haha, yeaaa buddy!" Haha I love this girl.

Kyle: ok 

Me: So what's in your pants, boy?

"God, Bri!! OH MY FLACK you're awesomeee!" We couldn't stop cracking up. Geez she's so strange.

Kyle: umm, what? 

Me: I said whats in your pants? 

Kyle: my legs and stuff? 

Me: Wow youre such a face 

Kyle: ok 

Me:What the flack? 

Kyle: ok

"AGHHHH! DOES THIS BOY HAVE NO EMOTIONS?!?!" Briana yelled. "Is that the only word you know? Ok? What the f-?!?!" Ahhh, I fell on the floor agreeing with Bri not breathing at all while laughs exploded out of my mouth.

Me: OK?!?! Is that the only word you know?!?! Geez boy, you have NO emotions!!!

"Karly, I can't believe you wrote that!!!" It was her turn to start laughing on the floor.