My name is mayu, and as you know I'm part of the drama club. Yea I'm cool. But now I'm trapped in this god forsaken school. Separated from shig yatta yatta you know the story. "SHIIIG" I screeched.
"Yea?" Someone said from behind me.
At first I was like nigga wait a second. Then I turned around and I saw a fuckin murderer. Fuckin teacher man hammer dude. How do I know who that is? Idk man I looked at his name tag. "GET AWAY FROM ME" I screamed stepping back a couple feet. He tilted his head. "Why."
"Uhhh... Because I feel like you're going to smash my head in?" I muttered sarcastically.
"Well at some point I have to kill you but sachiko drank too much last night and well she's the one who tells me what to do so I'm just making conversation."
"Well.. So I'm going to die?" I said feeling completely and utterly defeated.
"Yea but wanna watch some TV? We can chill." He shrugged.
I looked down the Hall, cause I had a feeling sachiko was gonna be there or something, but she wasn't. "Well... Ok" I said.
They started watching some afv cause that stuff is amazing. "You know they replaced him with this black dude?" The teacher guy said.
"Uhhh that sounds kinda racist but-" I started but was suddenly interrupted
"WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK..?" Sachiko screeched.
"Ohai sachiko. We were watching afv while you sleeped. I've never seen you sleep sooo deep." The teacher hammer guy said.
Sachiko sighed and walked over to me. "Mayu... Listen. I have to kill you but would you like to see shig?"
Mayu was going to say yes, ofc yes. But she had a feeling she was going to do something horrible to shig if she did. "No. I wanna finish afv." She crossed her arms.
All of a sudden Yoshiki fell from the ceiling. "WHAT THE HELL!?" sachiko screeched again.
"Oi fuckin red bitch." Yoshiki said. "Woah are we watching afv."
"Hell yea come on in they're about to say who won." I smiled.
"AWW but that's so unfun whenever you join in at the end." Yoshiki frowned.
"YOSHIKI WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE." Ayumi screeched.
"Hey we're watching afv wanna join?" Yoshiki said. "Yea wanna join?" I called too.
"A.. F.. V..? Americas funniest videos..? Why are we watching American television in japan?" Ayumi asked.
"Because Americans are stupid." Hammer guy said with a smirk. "This one guy sucked his shoe up with a leafblower!"
"Wow... Idiots." Ayumi muttered.
"HEY IS THAT YOU AYUMI!?" that sounded like Naomi.
"Oh. Pity." Ayumi muttered "it's Naomi."
"HEY SATOSHI I FOUND AYUMI." Naomi called.
"Oof" I turned to Yoshiki.
Then we looked over to see like basically everyone who had joined the sachiko charm except Seiko. "Hey where's seik—?" I begun.
"NONONONONONO—" everyone started screeching until Naomi let out a "SEEEEIIIKOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"UGH HERE WE GO AGAIN" Yuka sighed loudly.
"Did you get any pictures of her dead body?" Shig licked his lips.
Everyone slowly turned to face him. "Dude that's fucking messed up I'm sorry." Sachiko said.
"Are you kidding me." Satoshi muttered.
"WANNA FOOKIN FITE M8" Naomi screeched at shig and literally started beating him to death.
"WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH LET'S JUST WATCH AFV." Ayumi said.
"Guys where's ms. yui." Yuka asked.
Everyone paused and slowly looked at the TV.
"EY MY DOOD LOOK AT THIS TEACHER LADI OMG SHE'S DEAD HAHAHA SHE'S UNDERNEATH A CABINET WTF YOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT SHE DEAD, SHE'S DEAD. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
. . .
"Ummm" Sachiko stared at the TV. "I didn't do that guys."
"Wym" I said
"That might have been my cousin."
"Understandable."
That's how corpse party really ended because sachiko felt bad for killing ms Yui.
