Kerchoo is Shromps father, and is basically Zeus, Kerchoo has some serious mental problems and Shromp has to take care of him.
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Shromp is plotting the death of his late father because he wants to rule Kerchootopia.
Shromp is not a villain, he just simply wants to murder those who stand in his way.
Shromp is looking for a stable loving family (and someone who isn't nightmare fuel)
Hit him up on Tinder @SexyMotherOfShromp
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Shromp has a girlfriend her name is Fosh. She likes the smell of raw meat.
For her unintelligent looks, Fosh is quite smart and is fortunate enough to be respected on the highest level. (Unless Shromp breaks up with her)
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Shromp's army is led by a valiant warrior named Snodgrass.
Snodgrass just recently got a nose/eye job to blend in with his colleagues.
Snodgrass likes to release prisoners upon Kerchootopia. The residents find this quite fun as they rip each other's skin off to catch them.
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Kerchootopia is led by the twelve gods/goddesses, two being Shromp and Kerchoo. Snodgrass is a god in training but everyone knows he'll never make it... his loafy parts are to fragile for god work. Fosh will become a goddess if she marries Shromp... but Shromp doesn't like her enough to do that. Shromp finds her quite scary.
The twelve gods/goddesses are listed below:
Kerchoo: God of Kerchoo's (He rules over the land nothing special)
Shromp: God/Goddess (No one really knows Shromp is a gender neutral name) of the universe
george: God of the demons/baking (He says baking but everyone knows that he likes to kill children)
Waluigi: God of the WAAAAAAAHs (He can't speak proper Kerchoopian. So they just improvised, no one really knows what his power is)
Umbrella: Goddess of umbrellas (No one likes her... she's a bit of a jerk)
NANI: God of anger. (His eyes shoot lasers when he is mad)
Shronk: He is the brute force within Snodgrass' army, but the lead Shronk (Named Damian) is the second strongest god- after Lord Shromp himself
The All Seeing Eye: He is attached to Kerchoo now, however before this, he was quite the sassy lass and had enough might to destroy an entire Mc Pick Two from Mcdonalds in an hour.
Floot: She is often confused to be a flute but is actually a bass clarinet and plays the most wonderful music for everyone if they even glance at her
Chadwick James Jr.: He literally only says things like "bet", "lit", and "haters will say it's fake" and everyone hates him but he makes good omelettes so they keep him for free-breakfast-fridays at the temple.
Katia: She just makes weird noises tbh but she's nice and is married to snodgrass (she's a goddess, which makes snodgrass one too technically). She can be summoned by saying "Abortionists are murderers.". She will randomly manifest and say "what you call me" without hesitation.
Daddy Snootlawn The Third: The god of seduction (Hence the name). He built the temple and manages all employees, so he's chill with Chadwick but makes fun of his brother, Snodgrass, quite a bit. Katia is also cheating on Snodgrass with him (it's a whole thing).
Thus concludes part one of the basics of Kerchoo Mythology. Have a certificate of achievement, from Shromp himself.
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