Beginner's Tutorial For Games

Expectation

Lets set some standards first to get realistic expectations on deck.

1. You are not the best player.

No one ever is, there are too many f*ckng games and each one varies. You can't be king of two or more kingdoms if they aren't united. And guess what?

You can't unify games. So, you can't be the king of both. Thats why there is never a best player. Only in their specialized game.

2. You can't do trickshots with bad aim.

So you gotta improve you potato.

3. Don't think you are good at the game because of good aim.

A lot of idiots fall in this category, are you?

Good aim does kill enemies. But reviving, healing, spotting, doing callouts, tanking, distracting, suppressing the enemy and generally everything that can indirectly f*ck over the enemy team in a game does not require good aim.

4. Infected with cancer or toxic materials.

If you are a gamer, you understand what toxic and cancer is in games.

If not, then here is the brief explanation.

Toxic=Being salty and acting like a spoiled 10 year old

Cancer= Anything that fucks over the fun in a game. Like trollers, exploiters, glitches, stupid matchmaking or sometimes, smurfs.

This will be discussed in great detail in further chapters.

5. Everything contains salt, don't freak out if you encounter toxic levels of salt.

Salt=Hate

Its natural. Let it pass.

Its only a temporary thing. Chill out and don't fall for it.

Unless you want to become toxic.

6. You cannot easily outgun experience.

A top ranked Call of Duty team plays Arma 3 with Arma 3 casuals can't win against them.

Promise.

8. You die.

Expect that you will die.

A f*cking lot.

As it is said in Rapture.

No gods or kings, only man.

This applies to games.