The Disastrous Love Life of Saiki K.

lets go home

Saiki paid for his stuff and left the store.  He knew kaidou wouldnt be to far.  Saiki found kaidou in an alley sitting on a box with his face in his hands whimpering.

"Kaidou" saiki said and the boys head shot up 'not again' kaidou thought.  He stood up and used his bandaged arm to wipe his eyes. 

"Hey" ge whimpered out, trying to sound confident.  'I hope he doesnt make fun of me' was repeating in kaidous head.

"You forgot your stuff..." saiki said. 

"Yeah I guess, but I dont really need it.  I uhm was only getting them because... mom wanted to give me the talk.   She thinks girls are after me."  He mumbled

"Yeah, thats fair.  She has a right to worry.  I mean you are rather cute, its a shock girls arent throwing themzelves at you."  Kaidou looked up in shock.   His face beat red. 

'Did saiki just say I was cute." 

Saiki pulled out a box of condoms from his shopping bag handed them to kaidou.

" I think youll need these if you are gonna get the talk"

"Oh uhm..." could the boy turn even more red.   "yeah I guess but were they for you or did you- you get them for me?"  saiki bought condoms for him, oh god.   Maybe he got them for himself and pity's me, he thought.

"For you.  I dont need them." 

"Oh so you're a virgin too then!" Kaidou blurted out nervously.   'Why did I say that oh god what is wrong with me' 

"Actually no..." Saiki said.  Jealousy started boiling up.   Suddenly he was embarrassed again and felt bad about himself.  'Should I be having sex already? Should I have had my first kiss yet, is it weird I haven't.  And whos Saiki with oh maybe that stupid perfect pretty girl.' He thought getting angry a bit "lets get you home." Saiki said changing the subject and grabbed the boys hand and started pulling him along.   

'Saiki is holding my hand oh god.  Whys my heart pounding so hard.   God hes actually kind of cute.   Wait why am I thinking that.  Do I have a crush on Saiki?!"  He thought and tried not to look at the boy as he was being tugged.  The pink haired boy grinned hearing the smaller ones thoughts.   Suddenly they were at Saikis house.  

"I thought we were going home?" He asked. 

"We are, my home. My parents are gone." He said tugging the boy inside.   'Ive thought saiki was cute before, I thought that was because he was nice to me when I had no friends.  God ive had dreams too.  But like i thought my brain was weird.  God I really like Saiki..."  his thoughts went a mile a minute.  

Saiki  had used clairvoyance to make sure the house was safe as he tugged the boy there.   Happy to have the house to himself he tugged the boy upstairs. 

"Saiki, why - why are we here." Kaidou asked as his feet rushed the steps trying to keep up. 

"To hang out." He said.   He pulled him in his room and tossed his bag down.  He pushed kaidou against the wall and pressed his body to his. 

"Saiki.. what are you doing" he asked nervously.

"Maybe  I should teach you about sex, I can give you the talk." He said and reached down and palmed the boy. 

"N-no" he said and pushed Saiki away.    "I don't know I - I just.."  saiki couldnt read the boys mind.  It wad all a jumble.   Things were scrambled and confusing it was like a tv on static.  "This isn't like you Saiki... this isnt like me.  I- I don't wanna, I mean I do but...."  Saiki pushed him against the bed and crawled over him and kissed him. 

"Maybe its exactly like me." He said and pressed his lips against him and started kissing him.  Kaidou melted when their lips met.  

Kaidou point of view -----

"This isn't some cruel joke is it.  Its not funny." My eyes watered.  Saiki wouldnt act like this or do this.  He's normally very calm and collected.   He doesn't like people or hanging out.   Why would he like me like this. 

"Kaidou, dont cry.  I do like you.  This is not a joke." Saiki said and pressed his lips to my neck.   Oh god thats nice.  Ive never felt like this before.  My heart is gonna leave my chest.   Saiki reached down and started to take the bandages off my arm. 

"No I need that "  I need that in case of dark reunion.   I cant unleash my power here.  

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Saiki stopped and let him go.   He grabbed his stuff and rushed out before Saiki could say anything.