South Park X Male! Reader Oneshots

Stan X Reader

Y/N's POV

I sat in class, I had finished my work so I just sat there clicking my pen against the desk. I looked to the kid in the desk in front of me, Stan Marsh, I just kinda stared at the back of his head for the rest of class. Soon enough the bell rang, I grabbed my things and shoved them in my bag. Rushing out the door to go to lunch. "Hey Y/N!" I heard a similar voice call out to me. I turned to see one of my friends Kyle. I waved to him and we walked to lunch. Kyle soon noticed the little rainbow flag patch on one of the sleeves of my F/C jacket. "Is that a Pride Patch?" Kyle asked, pointing it out. "Yeah! I just got it!" I giggled, pulling at my sleeve. We arrived at the cafeteria and sat at our usual table. I took a seat next to Stan and started eating. 

Stan's POV

I smiled at Y/N but I don't think he saw it, I sighed softly and then noticed the pride patch on his jacket. I just stared at him for a bit, his H/C hair and E/C eyes made my stomach knot, they're so beautiful I...I... Before I realized it I had thrown up all over poor Y/N. "Ewwww" they groaned, it had gotten everywhere. He first had to go to the bathroom to wash himself off and since his clothes were covered in puke, he had to wear his gym clothes all day. I felt really bad and apologized a million times. After the incident, rumors spread that I liked Y/N. And of course, there was art... Our "ship" became super popular and alot of people "shipped" us. I was frustrated about it, I just wanted to be able to like someone and not have it blow up in my face.

Y/N'S POV

I walked the hall, hiding in my hoodie. It seemed everywhere I turn I see a drawing of me and Stan fucking or worse! It had gotten to the point where I can't even talk to him before without someone ruining everything. Saw a drawing laying on the floor, I picked it up and gazed at it. It was a drawing of us holding hands and him kissing my cheek. I shoved it in my jacket pocket and walked to my next class. After that it was lunch time, I found myself sitting alone, my head in my hands staring down at nothing. Stan stood next to me, I looked to him blankly, "this seat taken?" He asked. "No" I replied softly as he sat next to me. "Hey Y/N, are you ok? Ever since... Well... You know, you have been acting weird and sitting alone" I heard the concern in his voice. People soon noticed their otp sitting with each other at a table alone and silently observed. "Have you ever wished for something so much that you even think the rest of the world wants it to but it can't ever happen?" I asked softly, putting my hands in my jacket pocket and clutched onto the drawing. Stan put a hand on my shoulder, I knew he had no clue what I ment, but I love Stan and I know he can never love me too! I started tearing up and Stan pulled me into a hug. I hugged him back tightly. Everyone was watching us, but I didn't care. I am gonna make this ship cannon! I let go and starred into his blue eyes, I placed a hand on his cheek and kissed him on the lips. The shippers cheered and one girl screamed "GET THAT MAN ASS!!!". Stan's face was red as a tomato, I parted our lips and giggled.