Tricks Of The Trade

Chapter 1 - Demon Cat-Dog

"TIBBLES STOP IT!" I yell at my cat, who is currently trying to rip my underwear to shreds. "YOUR NOT A FUCKING DOG!" I squeal, running over, grabbing what's left of my bra and trying to tug it out of his mouth. Tibbles lets out a growl and starts to shake his head rapidly, refusing to let go. He jerks to the left, knocking me over and almost trailing me along with him. "OW! STUPID FUCKING CAT!" I yell angrily.

"Lib he's not going to let go" my little sister Ally giggles.

"Mom says you shouldn't swear" her twin, Lilly chirps, also giggling.

"A little-ugh" the cat jumps "woah-help please!" Ally shakes her head, smiling. "Of course Lib" This cat is so fucking strong. Ally reaches over and picks up Tibbles' beloved squeaky dog toy. He still growls at me, but when Ally squeaks the toy, his eyes dart to Ally's hand. He stops struggling, but doesn't release my shredded bra from it's grasp. I glare at the demon cat-dog. Ally hands the toy to Lilly, who throws it and they yell "FETCH" in unison. Creepy twin thing I guess. Tibbles opens its mouth, (realeasing my poor bra), lets out the weirdest noise ever in the history of cats (I'm going to assume it's Tibbles trying to bark) and sprints after the toy.

I lie there, still on the floor, my eyebrows furrowed l, trying to process what is wrong with Zoe's extremely fucked up cat...

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