This was requested by one of my friends, feel free to skip this is for her.
It was a chilly august night, the night after you left the hospital where your moms ex's cats baby cousin died. You were close to that cat. You were vulnerable and looking for anything to get that cat off your mind. On a late night walk, you noticed another figure walking your direction. what seemed like a tall well chiseled tan man in a black suit that looked like you would want to tap that. You admired the figure from a far, til he slowly got closer. As he was almost 20 feet away, you saw non other than Dr. Phil himself. He was a short man with a grey suit and less and less hair on his head every step he took. You thought he was the most attractive man you had ever seen. You really had a thing for balding old men with pale skin and money. You were lost in your thoughts when suddenly you found yourself on the ground.
"Can I help you?" he said in a snooty 'You inconvenienced me' voice. Instantly you were in love. You almost bounced out of your skin when you realized he was walking off.
"Dr. Phil! Oh my goodness i'm your biggest fan!"
"That's what they all say."
"No! I really am!"
Then you went to his house and got married the next day.
