Anime Reality Show: Revamped!

«Noragami theme»

Me: Wow! it's good to be back! Now that we are restarting the-

Everyone: Mauro's Corner of WOE!!!!!

Me: ....ahhh....What? no, this is the (Narrator drum roll please!) Anime Reality Show!

Jasmine: But, I thought-

Me: ssssshhhhhhh! it's time to start and since this is a remake we will start anew! With our ever-loved NARUTO AND SASUKE!!!! welcome back! Sunshine and Duckass!

Naruto: (Takes a seat) What's up? it's Mauro now right? stop changing your name Datteboyo!

Me: Heh, slow down there Ninja boy! and I can change my name as much as I want!

Jasmine: ....Mauro is a male name, though.

Sasuke: Hn, didn't think you were that dense.

Kisame: Why, are we so stuck on the sudden change of names?

Me: HEY!!! we are supposed to be running a show here!

(Seeing that they were all to busy debating her name, Mauro took out a ridiculously large air-horn.) 

^HONK!!!!!!!!!^

«Silence»

Me: Okay, now that you all have shut up! let me start. So, Sasuke, how did it feel to betray your village, your friends, and your team, to kill a man who was only following orders?

Naruto: "..."

Sasuke: ....

Kisame: Changing Topics now! so, Naruto we would like to know. mostly the girls, but, did you use tongue in your first kiss with Sasuke?

((Behind the curtains the sound of a choking Uchiha Itachi was heard))

Naruto: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND YOU GUYS KNOW IT!

Sasuke: Mauro, did you put Future Lunch over there up to this? (pointedly glares at Kisame)

Me: For once no, but I did hear of Jasmine discussing something about this-

Everyone: «gape in shock»

Naruto: Your lying! Datteboyo!

Me: heheehe, I kid you not! but since it looks like a fights about to break out I will have to end it here!

Sasuke: NO! we were 12 we did not use tongue! or anything it was an ACCIDENT!

Jasmine: Keep, telling yourself that, honey!

Everyone: SAYONARA!!!

Me: Tune back In, for more New and improved. Anime Reality: Revamped! Bye!