OK so now we have the other introductions.
RETARD ALERT
Some people we consider
Fucktards
First we met Luis (fuckin annoying)
Then Ian (burrito)
Third Ulises (nobody)
Fourth Gerardo (faggot)
After that Cyrus (slut)
Next Derrick (DICKtionary)
Seventh Xavior (fuckboy)
The Seven Uglyass Sins
I'm now going to tell their stories on how they got their names. when we met burrito he was a fuckin dick but not to long ago he gave us candy and became an asshole, he is also the idiot's brother. Luis....eh.....we always knew him, but each time we crossed paths he was always "fuckin annoying". Ulises sat in front of me for the whole year before the group became a thing so he irritated me a lot so he became nobody. Gerardo is that one person who always makes noises and shakes tables just to make a dirty joke. Derrick, his name is basically "dick" so his nickname is DICKtionary. Xavier is just fucked up in the head (He's really disgusting) and his buddy Cyrus he is just a fuckboy who I had to sit next to, he was cheating on my best friend so she had to bitch slap that motherfucker. (And now I think he wants her back ,but I know she gonna say "HEEEEELLLLL NOOOOOOO!!" )
Besides that we (The loZers) have made "Mary has a little goat", a remake of God Bless America, and VAN (OUR OTP SHIP). one time we didn't eat carrots because they looked wrong. I made cookies for everyone once and everyone said it was amazing (to be honest it melted my heart). We always ask the idiot who he likes but he keeps lying to us and says "I like NO-ONE " even tho it's obvious who it is (it's Gizelle). We are really obsessed with anime, and.....um... I can't think of anything else right now.
If you have any questions or comments about us be free to say whatever you have on your mind.
(unless it's rude)
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HumorThe stories of my weird group of friends, who acted like a family (some of this is true so don't judge us)
