My Exciting Day At The Zoo

A short story written by Taylor (Slugger)

Today was the day, I've been wait for this for years. My mom is taking me to the zoo.

I know maybe for some of you that's not exciting but for me...it's my life, cuz I get to see Esteban, the love of my life...the quail. You might be saying "A quail, isn't that just a bird?!" Yes its my bird.

As we're driving to the zoo, I sit in the back seat listening to my music from my iPod, as the last song on my list finishes we pull up to the zoo parking lot. I'm so excited I almost cry. I hop out of the car and start walking. Repeating in my head "Quail is love, Quail is life." Attempting to hold in my excitement. Once we got everything paid for, like our passes, we walk in to where all the beautiful animals are, like the capybara, and wombats, I imeadiately say, "Aye mom, let's go see the birds" she gives me this look like had fucking spiders coming out of my eyes. "Not this again Denise", she said.

"Not what again mom, you go do what you want and I'll do the same, it's only fair" I said with a smirk. She hesitates "Fine" and she walks away.

Finally. I run past the turtles and the gift shop and get to the birds.

Then I see him...Esteban, it's been 2 years since I've seen him. I must pray. I go up to his cage and get down on my knees. I get weird stares and looks my way but I don't care, I love him.

I'm about to pray when someone grabs me and pulls me away. "DENISE WE ARE GOING HOME RIGHT NOW", it's my mom! I scream and kick and try to get out of her grasp but it's no use, she is stronger than me just a 14 year old girl.

We're out of the zoo and halfway across the parking lot when all of a sudden my mom is pushed aside and thrown 10 feet away from me.

I looked up as Esteban, floated down. I cried for him. He went to a near buy bush and came back with a floppy purple thing, I later learned that was a 'dildo',he ordered me to pull down my pants, so I did, as he was my quail. He inserted the purple floppy thing into my anus, I cried, as I was taken into the air by his wings, for we were now connected, "Please Take it out", he did. I crashed to the ground "Its all oquail now" and he flew away. My mother eventually awoke, unknowing of what has happened. Quail is love, Quail is life.

Epilogue-

That was the last I ever saw of Esteban, I still wonder if the bellhop from The Sweet Life of Zach and Cody was Esteban.

Note-Wow, thats a thing, Quails for life and I love all of you, my dear followers of the quail army.