Klaus : I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
Elijah : How do you organize an outer space party? A: You planet.
Kol: Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurised before you even see it
Kai: "How can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They're all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles."
Jeremy: Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.
Alaric: Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
Enzo: Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Matt: What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
Tyler: What's brown and sticky? A stick
Damon: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Stefan: How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
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