Max x reader {Maybe discontinued}

Lol, You're dead

Aaahhhh~
A wonderful morning at Camp Ca- oh shit nevermind, if you remeber Max is supposed to take care of Y/N today, and we all know that that will end up in a total failure, HAHAHA-.

Y/N's POV

It's 11 AM. I woke up tired, traumatized, scared shitless, sore, etc. It would've actually been a nice morning if it weren't for the sun shining through my window and the annoying chirping of birds. ANYWAY, I sat up and walked to the small closet and picked out some clothes. As I was changing I realized that I wasn't going to do any camp activitys because I "needed to heal", I quickly took of the leggings and shirt I was gonna wear and switched it with some sweat pants, a black hoodie and a messy ponytail. NOICE.

I walked out of my room and into the kitchen, there was the all mighty Satan eating cereal looking like a fucking shit. I ignored him and opened the fridge, I grabbed the milk(technology class is making me want to do this like a fucking algorithm(please help me)) and the cereal and headed towards the small wooden table where Satan was sitting.

I sat across him and started eating, I looked like a fucking lion...an awesome lion. Some time passed where the awkward silence was there, like a fucking third wheel or something. Until I spoke up, the ONLY REASON I talked to him was because I hate awkwardness, you can either not talk to me at all and not make it awkward, that is it...I fucking refuse to be awkward.

"...Goodmorning..." I could bearly even hear myself, he seemed to hear me though. He looked up in surprise his eyes wide and cereal in his mouth, he looked like the stupidest person alive...oh wait nevermind that's me :)( just kidding, You're awesome).

He looked around, then he looked back at me "...Goodmorning...?" That sounded like a fucking question...the fuck? Right after he said that he looked back down, I honestly didn't know what he was looking at to be honest.

Thank god the heaven's blessed me, David walked in the door, not even a fucking knock...he just walked right in.

"GOODMORNING!" He basically SCREAMED IT OUT. DAVID SHUT THE FUCK UP, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR ANNOYING LOUD ASS VOICE!!

"Can you like...not?"(oml that sounded so...queer :3(no regrets)) I asked David with an annoyed face, he just giggled and said a small sorry, fucking cunt. He magically pulled a chair out of nowhere and sat down beside us, how did he do tha-

"So, how have y'alls mornings been?" David looked waaaaaayyyy too happy, he looked like Jeff The killer with that big ass smile, fucking creepy.

" I literally (LMAO I bearly realized I've been spelling literally wrong) just woke up David, what the fuck do you want?" I was annoyed beyond human comprehension.

"Ooh~ I just wanted to check how 2 of my most favorite people are this morning!" He said while clapping his hands.

"You know what could make this morning even better David?"I said with a fake smile, but David didn't seem to catch on. "What could that be Y/N?" He sounded way too excited. "Follow me" I ended my sentence with a fake giggle, yet David STILL didn't seem to catch on. I grabbed his hand and pulled him outside, I smiled at him and said "Have a nice day!" Then I just shut the door on his face. I walked to the couch and plopped down, I grabbed a pillow and screamed in it.

                         ~TIME SKIP~

So...turns out I fell asleep...for like...3 hours...so...now...it's...2 PM....NOICE👌🏻. I sat up, my hair was in my mouth, and I had drool coming out of every side of my mouth. I felt like shit, I raised my hand up towards my forehead and felt it. I was burning up, so I did the only thing any smart person would do *insert serious face*.
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"MMMMMAAAAAAAAXXXXXX!!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, I could hear running footsteps, the sound of the door slamming open, and running footsteps again.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG? IS THERE A FUCKING FIRE??!!" Max looked around fucking worriedly.

"...I don't feel so good..." he looked around, then looked at me. "Did you really just scream my name out for NOTHING?!" "...It wasn't for nothing, I don't feel so good".

He looked so emotionless, he sighed and touched my forehead. He quickly pulled his hand back "What the fuck? It's like You're a fucking oven or something!" I started laughing for no reason "lol...you said oven". He sighed "I'm gonna fucking murder David for making me take care of you." He carried me into a piggy back position and started walking towards my bedroom. I could honestly care less since I felt like shit.

He opened the door to my room and walked in, he pulled down the covers and put me on my bed. He pulled the covers back up and told me to wait. He went out the room for about 2 minutes and came back with a wet towel, he put it on my forehead. He then went out the room again for about 5 minutes, he came back with medicine and a spoon. OH HE'LL NAH!

He helped me sit up, he poured the medicine on the spoon and told me to open my mouth.

"No!"

"Drink the fucking medicine!"

"No!!"

"DRINK.IT!"

"NO!"

He sighed annoyingly, and went out the room. Seconds later he came back with a box of chocolates. "For every spoon of fucking medicine you take, you will receive 2 shit ass chocolates."

I thought about it for a second and opened my mouth, indicating that I agreed with his offer. I drank one spoon full, then he gave me a bottle of water. He then gave me another spoon full, and I drank the water.

"My chocolates please?"
"You get the fucking chocolates when You're not fucking sick anymore"
"But you said-"
"Just because I said something stupid, doesn't mean I was gonna fucking do it" he then chuckled, like if he was making fun of me!

I then felt tears start to well up. I then just randomly started crying, then it turned into sobbing, I was sobbing for a piece of candy....I'm awesome. "Uuh- I-I" he was obviously shocked, he didn't know what to do.

Just then Nikki and Neil walked in, Nikki's eyes widened at the sight of me crying, and Max being besides me

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!"

Boom! Cliffhanger! I'm sorry...I'll update and edit the other chapters sometime this week, It's 1:41 AM and I'm tired, AND It's a school night. Welp, goodnight peeps :) ~J

1:44 AM Edit: SHIT I FORGOT THE WORD COUNT

WoRD CoUNt: 1160 words