crack ship oneshots

Her Imperious Condescension x Rick Sanchez lemon

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This chapter, like many others, will contain lemon. Read at your own risk, as you might want to bleach your eyes after reading. Art is by A. Reyes Cortez. PSA over, on with the fanfic.
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It was a shitty day on this shitty world. He was on universe Q-697 and he was bored as all shit. He hit the random button on the portal gun and decided to go on an adventure-- he ended up on a land ravenged by robots with slaughter happening all around him. "This should be fu*burp*uun" he said as he walked around. He seemed to have arrived conveniently at the front of a large looking palace, and, being rick, he just walked right the fuck in. He was immediately assaulted by a couple of navy blue blooded guards who were met with a lazer to the face. He then pointed the gun at another woman, who seemed to be amused.

Condy: "Don't bother. I have billions who would take that bullet for me before i'd get hit."

Rick: "then tell th*burp*m to start linin up if you don't give me the info i need. Name?"

C: "what's it to you? I'm the empress of this planet, and i will not be so easily threatened by a weird guy with weird hair and no horns. I do like you, though. You have a spunk that i like..."

R: "what the fuck are you talking about, lady"

C: "come here~"

R: "f*burp*ck that"

C: "do it or i'll either kill you or force you to. I can very clesrly tell you like me too~"

R: "it's just the bod, nothin personal."

C: "mind if we become matesprits?"

R: "fuck it, it's gonna be a helluva ride with this lady i just met.

C: "come here baby~"

R: "okay"

She slowly unzips her jumpsuit as he lowered his gun, still keeping his eyes slightly squinted, clearly still suspicious of her. He took off his coat. Condy pulled him in for a rough kiss, rick immediately kissed back. Though his breath tasted of some sort of alcohol, he was surprisingly extremely great at this. He fully unzipped her jumpsuit as he kissed her, pulling ut down her shoulders, showing her double D cup breasts. She groped his large cock through his pants , showing that he clearly wanted this. He pulled off his shirt and pants to reveal thst he wasn't really all that strong looking, just really scrawny. He was fuckin massive though, with 7.5 inches on him. She licked her lips lightly as she became fully nude, staring at his length. He pinned her to the wall, kissing her again before making her face the wall and slam into her. Her huge ass and tits making him incredibly horny. Condy was moaning so loudly it echoed through the palace. Her tits were pressed against the wall as he kept slamming his massive, throbbing cock into her nook. Her juices were all over his cock, and it was even dripping wet. Condy was getting close, and rick was just starting to get close. Slowly, but surely, he came deep inside her. It dripped out when he pulled out. She smiled at him. "Wanna rule the land with me?"

"Maybe, i dunno. I'ma go take a shit" he burped again as he went to where he was told to use the bathroom. He never returned there again, but he consideres it every now and again. He heard thay condy had a kid from some girl from dimension A-413, who's handle was CuttlefishCuller that condy had a kid that wasn't his. He considered taking morty to meet her, but it'd probably get awkward, so he stopped himself. He still thinks about it, but continuously decides against it. He lied back as he sipped his flask.