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Me: hey guys I know bens crush
Everyone but slender and Ben: wow really?
Me: YEAH!
Ben: wait what!?!
Everyone: tell us! Tell us! Tell us!
Me: ok it's -
Ben:

Me: wtf......anyway it's-
Ben:

Me: omfg....wtf.......BEN'S CRUSH IS JE-
Ben:

Me: ITS JEFF!!!!!
Ben:

Jeff:

Everyone:

Jeff: -/^/-
Ben: 0////0 uhhhhhhhhh she's lying right
Me: uuuuhhhhh?
Ben puts on the I'll kill you face
Me: yeah
Jeff: ??
Me: I WAS LYING HE DOES LIKE YOU
Ben: that's it's your GONNA FUCKING DIE BITCH!!!!!
Ben:

Ben: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
me:

Ben chases me
Ben: AHHHHHHHHHH YOUR SO ANNOYING AHHHH-
Jeff kisses Ben
Me: oh thank god
Jane&me:

Jeff: really -
Ben kisses Jeff
Jane: * fangirl scream*
Jane faints
Me: now there's only 3 more ships I need to happen!
Ej: what?
Me: oh.....this
Ej: wait wha-
Me smashes Toby and ej's faces together
Ej: wtf
Toby: ..........................0-0 * Toby.exe has stopped working*
Me: are you ok Toby?
Toby: ........................................................
Ej: he's not ok..
Toby looks at ej
Toby: .........-/////-.............AGHHHHH!
I flinch
Toby: OMG THIS ITS SO WEIRD BEING FRIENDS WITH YOU KNOW BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SHIPPING US!
ej: .........I know...........
Toby: UHHHHHHHH!
ej walks away
Me:

Jane: waaaaaaa!
Me&Jane crying
Jeff: what's wrong with you two?
Me&jane: ARE OTP IS DEAD!!!! 😰😢😥😫😫😫😩😫😫😩
Toby: * sigh* oh f**k this again
Ej runs in
Ej: oh hey Toby forgot to tell you something!
Toby: *sigh* what?
Ej: well it's not really telling you something but whatever
Toby: ?
Ej kisses Toby's cheek then runs away
Me:

Me: you guys are a cute couple
Toby&Ej: WERE NOT A COUPLE!
Me: lies >:3
Toby as me and Jane are shipping:

Ej: 0^0
Toby: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ej: ?
Toby: that's it!
Toby gets a rainbow flag
Ej: 0-0
Toby: :D

Toby: ;D
Ej: 0////0
Toby winks at ej
Ej: uhhhhhhhhhh 0/////0
Me gets nosebleed
Me faints
Ej: 0/^/0
Everyone but slender and me: wow that was um... MAGICAL!!! * anime eyees*
Ej&toby: -__-
Me bothering Toby and Ej:

Me: wtf :D

I scare Ben
Ben:

Jeff: XD wtf!

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