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Brenny, RyRo, Spence, and Brent lived in Gay Land with their band Bisexual! At The Disco. The band was made up of Nastyyyyy Love, Cheez Whiz, We Kicked You Out, and Fancy Pajamas. Key word was.
Okkkkkk. Let's not time skip....
It's the summer of 2004, Spencer meets Ryan and he's like "Yo, I know about music." And Ryan's like "Yo, I know more about music." "That's impossible! Do you wanna start a band?" And Ryan's like "...Yeah... That's cool." And then he's like-
JK I don't have the patience for that.
Ok,,,, so 2004, Bisexual! At The Disco make their first abulm called Woah That's Not Family Friendly Were Only 17. Everyone loves it. With bops like:
-Iz it still yee that makes u swet
-HAVE SOME COMPOSURE WHERE IS YOUR POSTURE OHHHHH NO NOOOOOO
-*cue Ryan Ross* I dONt SMokE
-*cue Ryan again* Along with the people in
-*cue Ryan AGAIN* Welll I'm afraid that IIIIIIIIIII
OK OK.
Then the plot thickens as 'We Kicked You Out' gets... well... kicked out.
"Well shiet we need a new bassist", Ryan says.
Then Flip Flops swaggers in with a look of joy on his face. (A/N- OMG YALL NEED TO WATCH THE HOLY EMO CHURCH BY RYDEN TRASH PRODUCTIONS ON YT IT'S A BLESSING)
"HEY frens sooo like I can play the bass..."
"Ur in bro" Nastyyyyy Love says.
Ok. So now it's like 2007-2008??? And Bisexual! At The Disco made Weed, Poetry, and Gay, one of the most beautiful albums to ever exist. Most of them are about Nastyyyyy Love but likeee that's what I as a fellow Ryden Stan think. Weed, Poetry, and Gay has bops like:
-Gay Rain
-Reinvent Loveeeeeeee
-Were 100% still the same haha (A/N- *cues Impossible Year*)
-High In The Afternoon
-That Weed Gentleman
Then yet again, BOOM BOIIIII ANOTHER PLOT TWIST
In 2009, Cheez Whiz and Flip Flops left to make The Young Veins. Nastyyyyy Love and Fancy Pajamas become Brendon and Spencer. Then a giraffe came and was like "yo I can play the bassssssss". And Brendon's like "k sure ur in". (I actually love Dallon)
Then *cough cough hell no* Brallon is born. (Tbh in my opinion it's all STAGE GAY) (A/N- I love Dallon please Dallon Stans DONT kill me). Then, the release the The Lonely Vintage Classy Boiand Baby Bi Bi Bi (Bi Bi).
(SURPRISE BOIIII YOU THOUGHT I WOULD FORGET SARAH WELL YA THOUGHT WRONG)
In 2013, Bi-don marries the beautiful angel herself, Sarah Smiles. (Legit why tf are the sooooo cute)
Then there was a terrible CRASH! Giraffe boi leaves Bi-don Urie to go with Ryan OceanMan to make How Did You Find Me Plz Leave with bops like Hugging Your Throat with My Hands. And just when Bi-don thought things couldn't get any worse, Spencey-boi makes like a Ryan Ross and leaves.
Luckily, Spency-boi and Bi-don r still frens.
It's 2016, and Bi-don is alone and makes I Love My Wife Sooooooo Much Ha Ha (RYAN I NEED YOUUUUUUU). Then he gets some beans to help him on tour. Are You Magic? and Damn Daniel join Bisexual! At The Disco.
I Love My Wife Sooooooo Much Ha Ha (RYAN I NEED YOUUUUUUU) have lots of bops like:
-Ryan Rossssss Ryan Rosssss
-Until we feel ok *bada bada bada bada ba bummmmmmmm*
-Party Party Drugs Woooooooo
-I am Satan I am Satan I am Satan I am-
It's 2017-2018 sinners and we need a fren to play the bass-boosted. Then they get Nicole the Godess to join the band on tour. Then BOOM BOIIIIII BISEXUAL! AT THE DISCO?? IDK HER,,,, Bi-don is now Bransexual (I tried ok).
Then one day in June we get Pretty.Odd. Junior aka Pray for the Beans with bops such as:
-Look Mom, I'm Not A Waste Of Space
-Northern Downpour 2
-Rawring XD 20's *cue what sounds like a high pitched kazoo*
-Get boozyyyyy boozyyyyy boozy booooozzzyyyyy
Well That's The End. Don't Worry I'll Keep Updating It If Stuff Happens.
