Guess what? I'm not making a proper story yet! HAHAHAHA FEAR ME! Let's just jump "straight" into the chapter, shall we kiddos?
(These are just my friends nicknames and one of them is the name of the cat in her contact pic)
(Hopefully this is funny)
(I feel this is satire.)
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Me: I got no use sleep at all this weekend... wait.
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My karate instructor: Remember, nothing is possible.
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Me: *Inhales* I'M GAY.
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Puggle: SHUT UP I'M READING TOMTORD
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Me: Puggle, no one gives a f*** about you or your klance. Here at least. I mean the tumblr ship list doesn't lie. 2nd most shipped ship according to fandometrics. No one ships it.
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Chance: When did you fall asleep last night?
Me: *At a sleepover 'kay?* I didn't
Chance: Cool. *goes back to bed*
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Me: Maybe I could monetize this
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Me: *Singing sanic* TOGETHER WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE COULD DO
Quen: Oh we're singing now
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Puggle: *hating on shallura* It's not gonna happen
Me: Yeah cause is Shiro does gay yes
Settings: What
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Puggle and me: NOT GONNA HAPPEN! NO NOT GONNA HAPPEN! NOT GONNA-
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Quen: I can't give you the contact I lost it in a sea of contacts.
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Chance: *Screeching noises*
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Mangle: Dude, for the whole day you have been saying in literally every other sentence that Keith is a drop-out can we now just talk about how hot Lance is?
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And finally...
Me: Shiro is an emo. If you dye your hair, your an emo. Shiro. If you have a hair floof, your emo. SHIRO. If you listen to MCR, your an emo. Shiro. If you fight against a shadowy version yourself, your an emo. ShIrO.
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Done for now. Help us pls.
