logicality pick up lines:puns

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Patton: hey Logan Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine.
Logan: * blushes and has stop working *

Patton: You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Logan: S.s top it!
Patton: * smiles big*

Patton: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
Logan: No??
Patton: It went OK.
Logan: * hates/loves it*

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