Insanity is a blessing,Reality is but a burden (black butler fanfic)

4 Four $

Voice (he still has no name )
Thinking
"Talking"
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Oh boy! you're in trouble!
"Hi, um, want some breackfast?"
I doubt he wants to eat, Mid
It's a she!
I slowly set the plate of cook, er burned food on the table and backed away.
" My my, broke in to my shop and stold my food" The weird he/she said.
" bon whatever." I said sheepishly " Thanks for letting me sleep here for the night. BYE!" I said trying to run pass her.
him
What ever, Zaro!
OH I HAVE A NAME!!!

it grabed my arm and pulled me back, giggling like a school girl.
"my my what am I going to do with this lost kitten?" now that i hink about it, it's voice was way to deep to be a girl.
"Ma'm, please step away frpom the dork, he kills!!" I yell, tryng to get free. His/her grip held tight.
What in god's name were you thinking?

That I want to get free!

"ma'm, please, just let me go, I'll leave to alone" I pleaded.
"M'am?" it said sounding confused.
"yeah, isn't that what you call ladys?" I asked already knowing the answer
It's a boy, mid.
The thing giggled, and spoke " if only I was a lady~"
"what?" I asked. " I could have sworn you were female"
"nope~ Alll male, kitten."  he giggled letting my arm go, I crossed it and looked it in the eye
"Prove it"
What!? Mid, no!!!
"Huh?" the 'man' seeming to be caught off gard
"Prove to me that you are male" I said more strenly.
Oh god, mid, Why
The he/she giggled and slowly slid off his cloak, unbuttoned his top and stood there with it's chest open. "See"
i huffed "All I see is a flat chest, I'll need more proof"
He/she took a step back. a wicked grin spreeding across his face "alright"  it took the rest of the clothing off, and I paled.
I turned around and walked out of the room "I did not need to see that" I whispered.
You asked for it!!!!
I shuttered and sat near the wall, that thing still clear in my mind.
told you sooo~
Shut the fuck up, Zaro.
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here it is long awaited!!! NOW SUFFER AS I PUT OFF THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!