ShawnN Pizza was thinking about Caleb again. Caleb was an intelligent brute with dirty thighs and ugly fingers.
ShawnN walked over to the window and reflected on his moist surroundings. He had always hated cold Bangkock with its determined, doubtful ditches. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel unstable.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the an intelligent figure of Caleb .
ShawnN gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a spiteful, predatory, mercury drinker with hairy thighs and slimy fingers. His friends saw him as a large, loopy lover. Once, he had even rescued a straight dead body from a burning building.
But not even a spiteful person who had once rescued a straight dead body from a burning building, was prepared for what Caleb had in store today.
The clouds danced like raping toads, making ShawnN fuzzy. ShawnN grabbed a slimy pussy that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As ShawnN stepped outside and Caleb came closer, he could see the frightened glint in his eye.
Caleb glared with all the wrath of 6330 vile salty snakes. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want to do it in the butt."
ShawnN looked back, even more fuzzy and still fingering the slimy pussy. "Caleb, I admire your sausage," he replied.
They looked at each other with sparkly feelings, like two grim, gloopy gerbils bopping at a very peculiar funeral, which had indie music playing in the background and two children not being watched eating uncooked meat.
ShawnN studied Caleb's dirty thighs and ugly fingers. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began ShawnN in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't hate you Caleb."
Caleb looked lonely, his emotions raw like a snotty, splendid sausage.
ShawnN could actually hear Caleb's emotions shatter into 1,000 pieces. Then the intelligent brute hurried away into the distance.
Not even a drink of mercury would calm ShawnN's nerves...
:::this is a chapter of my friends series:::
