what do you guys think about the title? comment
credits to waifyjane for the idea
all names are purely fictional
any used names in this book is purely coincidental except for blacktan
oh and just not to confuse you guys, seokjin is liskook's son and the baby's brother
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"this is the official church naming ceremony. mr and mrs jeon, have you decided on her name?" the priest asks.
(jsjsjsjsjsh it doesn't make sense already)
"yes, and we have decided to give her a different surname from jungkook's," lisa explained.
though slightly shocked, the priest nodded his head.
everyone in the church was looking forward to the name of the baby of the world's most famous fashion designer lisa manoban, and the world's most intelligent vocalist jungkook, with an IQ of 169.
(we wished jungkook was that smart)
"her name will be..." jungkook says
"jane," lisa says.
"therese," jungkook says.
suddenly, someone in the audience shouted, "namjoon cheated on me!"
a gasp was heard from the audience.
"fuck" jungkook murmurs
"oh hush everyone," the priest says, "a name has been decided for the baby."
"huh?" jungkook questions
"now, i shall welcome jane therese namjoon cheated on me fuck!" the priest announces.
"WHAT?" lisa screams.
"jesus how can a priest say fuck?" jungkook questions.
the couple looks down at their newborn and she moves her head up and down, as if she was accepting her name.
oh god, jungkook thought. my poor child.
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请你们原谅我。
THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
YOU ARE READING
JTF
Randomever wondered if jungkook and lisa would have a baby and what he/she would be named? read this to find out more about crackhead culture :) (this is a stupid book okay i just randomly created it while @waifyjane and i was in school so) the cringe is...
