Shopping Famalams

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As I sprinted down the isles my hands were sweating. I heard that dreaded noise behind me... "ZUCCCCC" "ZUCCCC"

I grabbed some blenders and kicked an old lady that was in my way, it was too late for her anyway. "Oi you bastard she yelled" "later ho" I replied as she was slowly 'Zucced up ©'

I turned into isle 3, big mistake... A hairy Bulgarian man stared at me with hatred in his eyes and shouted "das stoyeski" (which means "damn daniel" probably) as i rammed my shopping cart into him he took a beating but I couldn't let myself get zucced.

I fiercely fight him and eventually knock him down, I hand him a blender for his effort. "ZUCCCCC!!!!" I hear it right behind me as it zuccs at my feet. "NO" I scream as my body is consumed. I look at the beast and see it true form... The red shell the two eyes it can only mean one thing.... Henry
As he slowly zuccs me up his tube I grab some custard down with me. If I'm going down im going down with a fight.

As Henry slurps me up he lets off a triumphant "ZUCCCCC!!" But he doesn't feel so good. Suddenly a strange yellow liquid pours out his nozzle and the earth ends.
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Zucc me Daddy

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