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Fangirls

(A/N: I'm back guys!!! :D TLC was great, had some good growth there. Hope to go back next year! PS: I had a great time writing this! Thanks, @MH-Fan-4-Life for asking this wonderful question!

Keep shinin', Gems!

Ruby, out!)

Ruby: Another question! For... Alex? Why do people ask him questions, he's a nugget..... ALEX!

Alex: *sighs* Yes, Winston.

Ruby: There's a question for you.

Brian: Another one?

Ruby: Another one.

Alex: Let's get this over with.

Ruby: @MH-Fan-4-Life asks

'Alex, what is your first reaction -besides killing- when you see a fangirl?'

She then adds:

' OH and Tim, your sideburns RULE!!! sorry Jay, you're still awesome '

Jay: *scowls* Whatever.

Tim: *chuckles*

Alex: *pinches the bridge of his nose, glasses pushed up slightly* Why does EVERYONE always assume that my first reaction to everything is killing? I'm not a psychopath.

Ruby: *shifty eyes*

Alex: I only kill when it is necessary, for the greater good. I don't enjoy killing, as most of you seem to think. I don't do it for fun. I don't get a rush of adrenaline or an amazingly good feeling at the sight of blood, or of someone bleeding to death in front of me. There's no sense of joy at the death of a person. As a matter of fact, there's no feeling at all aside from a simple feeling that I am fulfilling my duty, and sometimes regret that someone had to die; but it needs to be done. It must be stopped from spreading, and I am the only one capable of such a task. That is why I kill.

Alex:?Now that THAT is out of the way, I can answer your question more effectively. But there is another issue to be addressed before I can fully and completely answer you.

Alex: Fangirls are a pet peeve of mine. Why they obsess over fictional characters, or people they'll never meet, never have a chance with even if they did, people who could care less about how much a single person 'loves' them is a mystery to me. It's absolutely ridiculous. Do they really have nothing better to do with what's left of their pathetic lives?

Alex: I especially don't understand why I, of all people, have fangirls; I know that very few people, if any, agree with my methods and 'ideas'. I am considered in the vast majority of circles as a 'psychopath', a 'murderer', 'insane', 'mentally disturbed' or 'impaired'. An 'undesirable'. And, in plainer, slang-like terms, 'crazy', a 'wack', and, my favorite, 'messed up in the head'.

Alex:Why some one would, quote-unquote, 'fangirl over' me is beyond my comprehension. It is as if they are attracted to the outcasts, those who could be deadly to them, to danger. Do they wish to have an early grave; in the senses of both reputation and physical? I can't bring myself to believe that they 'fangirl' over me due to my looks; all of the aforementioned reasons should absolutely outweigh my attractiveness.

Alex: I think it's safe to assume that if they know enough to be able to effectively 'fangirl' over me, then they know enough to cause it to spread, and they must be handled with quick and precise measures. Though, on the other hand, if they are 'fangirling', they obviously don't know enough to stay away. It could fall either way.

Alex: So, now I may answer your question, @ MH-Fan-4-Life.

Alex: My first reaction when I see a fangirl is to be completely and utterly disgusted at their obnoxious behaviors, mannerisms, and pretty much everything they stand for. My second is to find out exactly how much they know through careful tactics. Then, and only then, will I decide if they need to be disposed of. If that is the case, I will have no choice but to kill them.

Everyone else: O.O

Alex: I'm finished, you can all leave my room now.

Everyone but Ruby and Alex: *leaves immediately*

Ruby: .....

Alex: *stares at her with a blank expression*

Ruby: ...

Alex: ...

Ruby: WELL ALRIGHTY THEN! O.o @MH-Fan-4-Life, I hope you're satisfied. Possibly a little freaked out, and maybe terrified for the lives of not only yourself but everyone you've ever known and loved, but satisfied nonetheless. Heh heh.. Heh..... Heeeeh... *slowly backs away from Alex*