When I walk to the kitchen
To get something to eat
I think of all the girls bitchin'
About what they see
The rolls on my stomach will always be a pain
And the tears that block my vision will always want to drain
I think of their big breasts
And slim waists
And how they walk through the halls
I think of the confidence they have
And the way they talk
When I walk to the kitchen
To get something to eat
I stop and look at the drawer of silverware
And that's got me beat
- Leia
