NO MORE MR. NICE GUY! (Luke Blade Story)

*9*

Stoney got back from town and handed me my new ID's and a professionally altered birth certificate showing that I had parents something I never had before. Then he handed me some scissors and some hair dye and said it was time for me to have a makeover because I was no longer going to be a poor psycho killer...now I was going to be a very rich and famous celebrity/family man. I gave a sigh as I sat down and let Stoney cut all my long black hair off while I took my straight razor and shaved my beard and mustache I had growing. Kc and the other girls wouldn't even recognize me when they got back from running a few errands in town. After my makeover was done Stoney pulled out some new fashion designer clothes and told me to put them on because the guy I was going to be was all about image.

I looked at myself in the mirror and asked him why this family was so willing to help me like this and exactly why was it that I was filling some other celebrities shoes for, and why couldn't he do it himself. Stoney gave a small sigh and said that because the real Crisstopher Sarantakos was killed last week and beens I looked just like him, I was the only one that could pull it off with the help of his family...because in their own way, they weren't ready to say goodbye to their son/brother...and I was going to be the next best thing to help them thru it beens I looked and sort of even sounded like him. Then Stoney pulled out some major diamond blingage and put it on me and said if I was standing in front of the real Crisstopher no one would ever be able to tell the difference.

I waited for Kc to come back to see what she thought of my new identity, but right when she saw me I could tell she absolutely loved my new look because she fucking attacked me and covered me in kisses. Stoney snickered as he asked me if I was ready to go to my new home and family now, then he added that there was a lot more surprises waiting for me once I got there, because my new identity had a lot of money and high dollar motorized toys for me to play with, that I didn't have to steal because they were already in my name and fully legal. I pulled Kc to me and told him as long as I could have Kc as my bitch I would give it a try.

Along with all my information Stoney reminded me that his name was Klayton, then showed me all of Crisstopher's friends so I could memorize them and learn a little bit about each of them so they wouldn't get suspicious but he also said he and my family would help me with it all the time until I had it all under control. I gave him a wicked smile and told him I would be just fine. Klayton snickered and said that the fact that I had to learn how to do real magic and illusions wouldn't be a problem for me at all then. I looked at him over my sunglasses and said I had to learn how to do fucking WHAT!

Klayton and Kc both were laughing at me as he said that Crisstopher was the worlds greatest magician/illusionist/daredevil in the world, and I had to learn how to do it all before I made myself known because I would be evaluated by millions of loyal fans that have followed him for years. I fell back on the bed and told him he didn't ask to fucking much of a no-account psycho at all! For the only talents, I have at the present was lying, stealing, killing, raping, pillaging, and making great escapes. Klayton slapped me on the back and told me not to worry because I had a lot of people in my corner to help me out and teach me the trick of The Mindfreaks trade and if I really wanted to do this...I would succeed, because the truth of the matter was, that I was just as crazy as he was.

I gave a deep and long sigh, as I wrapped my arms around Kc and told him to take me to my new family and life, that I couldn't be more ready than I was. I took one last look at my underground safehouse and told my old buddies one last goodbye, then we hopped in Klayton's vehicle and headed out to our bright new future. But first I needed to take a side stop and get some food and a large cola to wash it down with. Kc reassured me the entire trip that she had full confidence that I could do it because she knew all about Criss Angel, and that I was so much like him already. I thanked her with my expressions as I gave her hand a squeeze, but as soon as we pulled up in the driveway of a house with a fenced in yard with two guys and an elderly woman sitting in a swing, I leaned back and told them that I changed my mind and couldn't do this at all, because it just wasn't me.

Klayton turned off the ignition and drug me out of the car and said it was too late because we were already here, and that the family already knew all about me and wanted this to work for all of us. I gave an insecure smile as the elderly lady came up to me and gave me a welcoming hug followed by the two guys doing the same thing after I stepped back I gave them a tiny grin and asked them what in the hell did I get myself into this time...and how in the fuck did they all think they could make a good man out of me. The elderly woman smiled at me as she pulled us all together in a group hug and said with love and work anything was possible, and she was bound and determined to make it work for me and my lovely girlfriend.