"Teach me your ways Kim Taehyung."-J.j.k.
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In which Jungkook gets a crush on Park Jimin and finds out he only likes cute boys, so he goes to the schools cutest boy, Kim Taehyung to teach him how to be cute.
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This book includes:
Sex, Smut, flu...
"bITCH I WILL FIGHT SOMEONE" "what the fuCK ARE THEY DOING" "I MAY AS WELL TAKE SUICIDE RIGHT NOW"
it was chaos. Let me break it down.
Jackson is a single pringle and hates sex because it reminds him that he will never get a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Jaebum just wants to stay loyal to his sunshine.
Jeongguk just hates that Yoongi and Hoseok have sex but are literally scared to ask each other out. Yeah thats true.
To be honest Jb and Gguk are both over exaggerating, and that Jackson is the only one that has a problem with it.
It's not the first time.
meanwhile in yoongi's room..
"ahh~~ h-harder- ahh~" Yoongi let out. Hoseok went harder."ahh~!"
"yeah you like that?" Hoseok said in a breathy voice. "mhmm~"
The Brunette slapped Yoongi's ass, which made the raven haired male whimper.
"Ahh~" Hoseok let out as he came in the condom. He pulled out his dick from the older males hole. "You fucking idiot we were playing hide n seek"
"Like i care" the younger said. Hoseok has different personalities, like sometimes he is a total sunshine. And sometimes he can be j-nope. But in bed he is a fucking sex god.
"Oh fuck you."
"Ok" Hoseok said and started stroking his dick. "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HOPE I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT-"
"Im just kidding jeez kitten" The room went silent.
"Dont call me that ever again.." ok yoongi was pissed, and you didn't wanna get yoongi pissed. Or he went full " a cat that hates you to death" mode.
Hoseok picked up all his clothes and ran to the bathroom as fast as he could, and he heard scratching noises coming from the other side of the door.
Yoongi was really like a cat.
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(how yoongs flat looks like, im not architect)
The younger and the older quickly put on their clothing and ran to the living room, they had forgotten that Jackson and Jaebum were there. But when the duo got out of the bedroom no one was in the living room.
"oh my god get out of my fucking way jackson.." The two heard someone whisper.
"g-guys you there?" Yoongi asked. Silence.
"OH MY GOD JACKSON YOUR SITTING ON MY DICK GET OFF!" "I cant move smart ass" Then a Jeongguk's laugh was heard.
"guess who's being un faithful?" " fuck you gguk. ah~ get off jackson-"."Bitch did you just moan. And i cant move jeongguk's in my way"
"Guys what the fuck are you doing?" Yoongi asked looking around but not finding anyone. Silence.
"then tell jeongguk to mov- ah~"."oh my god gguk move."."i cant they will see us."
"Guys we can hear you." Hoseok said. Silence-"HAHA BITCH BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHERE WE ARE"
"shut t-the fuck up j-jackson.".
"if you don't get out im telling Youngjae that Jackson sat on Jaebums dick."
Then a closet door opened."Why the hell were you hidin-"."NO TIME TO ANSWER SMART ASS" Jaebum said and ran to the bathroom.
"Well jackson said it would be a smart idea that we hide somewhere because it would be awkward to talk with you guys."
"Why would it be awkward to talk yo u-"
"BECAUSE YOU GUYS FUCKED AND WE HEARD YOU" They all heard someone shout from the bathroom.
Yoongi and Hoseok immediately started to blush.
"Yeah like when will you guys say that your into each other?" jeongguk asked,
"w-what?! no-no we are n-not!" Yoongi said.
"Yeah right.." Both Jackson and Gguk looked at the other two. And jaebum finally got out of the bathroom,
"we can go home now." Jaebum said and jeongguk nodded.
The trio put on their shoes and got out of the flat.
"Have fun!" Jackson added once they left the flat.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hehe i have nothing to say. haha i need a life but hope you enjoyed this chapter it was short af. but hehe. baii╰(*'︶'*)╯♡
