Chapter 1: Part 1: Princetons Girls
The House of Mindless.
Chapter 1 Part 1: Princeton’s Girls.
Prince: What’s up this is yours truly Prince, and today we’re looking for our number one girls!
Ray: That’s right ladies! We’re looking for that one special girl to take home to mama, is it you? *looks in the camera and smiles*
Prod: It’s so many beautiful ladies, it’s going to be hard to choose.
Roc: That’s right Prodigy, this is going to be a very hard choice.
Prince: All I know is we’re determined to find our number one girl. Today we’re picking 5 girls to stay in the mindless house.
Ray: She got have the looks to be my girl.
Roc: *smiles* And a nice big booty!
Prodigy: Guys, its not all about the looks and body she has to have a beautiful personality, and confidence that’s off the charts.
Prince: And she gotta be a MISFIT!
*Everyone looks at Prince and gets quiet*
Prodigy: *breaks awkward silence* She just must be down for us and like only ONE of us not the whole group.
Roc: Is that you?
Ray: *talks sexily* is it you? *smiles*
Prince: *camera zooms in* Are you our number one girl? *runs his fingers through hair*
*Number one girl music plays*
Princeton’s Girls
Prince: So tell me why you want to be my number one girl.
Girl: Because you’re sexy and I want to rub all over you *beep*
*Confessionals* Prince: This girl was doing way too much, it doesn’t even take all of that to get my attention, I’m just looking for a girl who’s a misfit. *End of Confessionals*
Prince: Um, you know where the door is.
Girl: Well *beep* you too, Princeton, you aint even all that cute with that nappy *beep* afro.
Prince: Just a minute ago you were trying to get all up on this *points to penis*
Girl: *shoots bird and walks out.*
*Mb start laughing.*
Prince: Next
*Confessionals* Rae: I was really nervous when I walked in to be interviewed. I really like Prince, and I hope he likes me too. *crosses fingers* *End of confessionals*
Prince: What’s your name? *Smiles*
Rae: Rachel, but everyone calls me Rae.
Ray: Aye, you stole my name.
Rae: *laughs* with an ‘e’
Prince: And why do you think you’re my number one girl?
Rae: I KNOW I’m your number one girl because I love you for who you are on the inside. And I’m not afraid to be myself. I’m different, I’m strange, and unique but I love everything about myself and I know you’re going to love me too. *Smiles*
Prince: I like that.
*Confessionals* Prince: Rae was…. *smiles* Amazing, she’s the first girl I was feeling, and she’s a total misfit, she’s definitely going into the mindless house. *End of Confessionals*
Prince: Why do you think you’re my number one girl?
Lashay: Because you have a heart of gold, and you’ve been through a lot, and you’ve overcome. You’re a fighter and so am I, I think together we'll be an amazing couple.
*Confessionals* Lashay: I came here to win my man, and I am not leaving without Princeton in my arms.
Prince: Lashay is gorgeous, I can definitely see myself wifing that. *End of Confessionals.*
Prince: Okay, here are my five girls. If your name is called please come up and receive your peace sign chain, if your name is not called, please don’t take it too hard. You may not be my number one girl but you will make one guy very happy one day. Here are the girls I’ve chosen in no particular order. Tiana.
*Confessionals* Tiana: Ha! Bitches, I won the first mother *beep* chain! All you bitches is going down!
*End of confessionals*
Prince: Lashay come get your peace sign chain.
*Confessionals* Lashay : By the end of this show I’m going to have Prince wrapped around my little finger I AM his number one girl. *End of confessionals*
Prince: Rae, Kyla.
*The two girls go get their chains*
Prince: Now the last peace chain. This was the hardest decision I ever had to make, because they’re were two girls that I was really into. I discussed it with the boys, and they’re okay with me picking two more girls.
*Confessionals* Kyla: Two more girls? Awwww shit!
Rae: It’s all good, because at the end of the day I’m still going to be calling him daddy.
Tiana: I was shocked when he said two more girl. It is fair? No, but hey. *shurgs*
*End of confessionals*
Prince: So Salma and Jennifer you two lovely ladies come get your chain.
*Confessionals* Jennifer: I am soooooo happy! I made it into the house, I didn’t think I would. *Looks into the camera* Cheap in your face mom!
Salma: *dances* Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prince is going to be mine, I’m his number one girl! So bitches fall back *twerks in camera* *End of Confessionals*
Prince: I am so sorry to all of you who were not chosen, I just want to say that I think all of you are beautiful inside and out and you will make one guy very happy one day, even if it was not me. *Ladies start leaving* Now to my potential number one girls give yourself a round of applause you just beat out over 100 ladies!
*Girls all start cheering*
Prince: This calls for celebration, BRING OUT THE CHAMPANGE! *Waiters bring out champagne and serves everyone
Prince: Now let’s make a toast. To finding my number one girl!
Girls: Number one girl.
Prince: And to world peace!
Girls: to WORLD PEACE.
Prince: And to the MISFITS!
Girls: To the MISFITS.
*They all cheers each other*
*Confessionals* Jennifer: Mom! Me and you going straight to the top, we leaving the ghetto! I swear.
Rae: I plan on making this house my permanent address, because I’m not going home, Prince is my man and the ONLY one I see myself with.
Tiana: I’m fighting to the death, these bitches don’t want nun of me!
Salma: The Mindless house is beautiful! I’m so excited to be here.
Kyla: This is not a house more like a mansion! I am definitely not going home and leaving all of this.
Lashay: Prince, I’m your number one girl, and I’m going to prove it to you! *End of confessionals*
Stay Tuned for Part 2 of Chapter 1: Ray’s girls.
-Rae
