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┏０１ ━ STALKER ┓

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Yoongi is online
Jimin is online
Hoseok is online
Jeongguk is online
Namjoon is online
Seokjin is online
Taehyung is online

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JIMIN
"Hey guys."

TAEHYUNG
"Hey guys! I've got something to tell you all."

HOSEOK
"Spill the tea!"

JEONGGUK
"Hoseok hyung. Never say that again. Please."

NAMJOON
"Yeah. Unless you want to clean up that tea...of course."

HOSEOK
"...So Taehyung are you going to say anything or not?"

TAEHYUNG
"There's some creepy stalker...stalking me."

SEOKJIN
"Because what else do stalkers do?"

TAEHYUNG
"Shut up."

YOONGI
"Where the fuck are your honorifics? This kid is disrespectful."

TAEHYUNG
"How about you watch your damn profanity...hyung."

JEONGGUK
"Okay, why don't we all just let Taehyung speak about his crazy creeper."

TAEHYUNG
"So...I-shit!"

SEOKJIN
"Taehyung?"

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Taehyung is offline

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JIMIN
"What the hell?"

YOONGI
"...Why'd he just leave like that."

NAMJOON
"I don't know. I honestly thought he was joking about that stalker shit."

JEONGGUK
"I bet this 'stalker' killed his ass."

HOSEOK
"Jeongguk don't joke about that! What if he's actually...dead."

SEOKJIN
"Stop being creepy Hoseok."

JIMIN
"I kind of want to call the police..."

NAMJOON
"He's probably going to come back anyway...there's no point."

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Taehyung is online

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NAMJOON
"I told you."

TAEHYUNG
"Hey I'm back..."

HOSEOK
"Finish spilling that tea then."

YOONGI
"Fucking stop."

JEONGGUK
"Watch your profanity."

YOONGI
"Shut up little boy."

SEOKJIN
"Let Taehyung speak! We need to know the update."

JIMIN
"Yeah."

TAEHYUNG
"The tea? It's nonexistent."

TAEHYUNG
"Maybe you guys should be paying more attention to your fri- own problems."

HOSEOK
"The fuck? This shit is cold."

JEONGGUK
"Own problems? Bitch you wanted to share your problem not too long ago."

YOONGI
"Watch your profanity."

JEONGGUK
"Bi- I mean hyung I'm sorry. It won't happen again."

TAEHYUNG
"I think it's important to understand that there are bigger problems."

JIMIN
"Like?"

TAEHYUNG
"Like how much of an idiot you are."

HOSEOK
"Can we not fight today?"

TAEHYUNG
"Jimin's a backstabbing bitch. That's the tea Hoseok."

JIMIN
"What the fuck?"

[Everyone covers their mouths except for Taehyung and Jimin]

YOONGI
"Taehyung what the fuck is your problem?"

TAEHYUNG
"Jimin is my stalker guys! And he's been selling my information to other places."

[Jeongguk's eyes widen as he stares at Taehyung. Where the fuck did he get this from?]

SEOKJIN
"Taehyung are you okay?"

JIMIN
"Yeah, where did you get that from? I kind of don't have the kind of time to stalk someone."

TAEHYUNG
"Quiet bitch. You have no right to fucking speak-"

NAMJOON
"Calm down. What is even happening?"

HOSEOK
"I have no idea ."

JEONGGUK
"Jimin would never. I'm so confused."

TAEHYUNG
"Park over here can make all the excuses,
however the police will think otherwise."

SEOKJIN
"This is such a misunderstanding..."

[Jimin's screen starts glitching. The police can be heard on Taehyung's line."

JIMIN
"This bitch is really trying to fool me."

NAMJOON
"Fool all of us to be correct."

HOSEOK
"Jimin you're loosing connection."

JIMIN
"Shit why are there cars outside of my house?"

TAEHYUNG
"You see that Jimin? That's the sight of the police coming for your ass."

NAMJOON
"What? Taehyung I'm not sure the-"

JIMIN
"That's not the fucking police..."

JEONGGUK
"What?"

SEOKJIN
"...What?"

JIMIN
"I-I'm not speaking another language. That's not the police!"

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Jimin is offline

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