CATFISH

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My name is luke andrews and i'm 16 years old i was born in new york city but moved to london at the age of 11 for my parents jobs, recently i got accused of being fake online by my former friend norman fletcher now i must track him down and make him pay for the crime he has commited i am the CATFISH.....

Friday 21st september 2018:

Norman was scrolling through Instagram while eating food then he came across a picture of Luke that was reposted on someone else's account so he dropped his sandwich dropped his phone and his heart started beating faster then ever then he's anger level risen he stood up screamed "NOOOOO THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!!!" Then the smashed his tv and blocked luke and started going around saying that luke was fake

Saturday 22nd September 2018:
Luke found out about what norman was doing so he face timed his friend to prove that he wasn't fake and he started messaging people online for answers but he got blocked by everyone

One week later:

Luke had returned to his birthplace New York city in the USA from london, "hey wassup ethan hows it going bro" luke said then Ethan replied "Yooo luke its good man hows your flight?" Then Luke said "it was fucking long man good to be back". Luke was in the car driving to his apartment when he reached times square all the billboards and screens went black and then there was a photo of Luke with a voice in the background "Attention my fellow earthlings this boy is a fake, he's a catfish if you find him bring him to me ALIVE you have 1 week" then Luke said "wtf its gotta be norman" then Ethan nodded and said "its time to stop this motherfucker once and for all"

Ethan's apartment:

Luke and Ethan had gone back to Ethan's apartment

"Make yourself at home" ethan said to luke as they entered the apartment and then greg turned up at the door "hey guys you seen the news" he said, then luke replied "yeah i know" then greg said "what do we do now?" Then luke replied we go fuck up everyone involved in this. Then Luke opened up a book full of files, he opened the book "meet frog eyes spends half her time trolling boys on the internet and sexually assaulting them, next up we have James Taylor, worked at a primary school molesting kids, third we have Brelon, lives in alliance Ohio stepdad of Jarrett Spurlock aka the blob, fourth we have John Lewis who recently returned back to the states kidnapping kids off the streets and putting them in tubes he tried to get me now i'm gonna try and get him and last but not least we have Norman Fletcher who accused me of being fake and it plotting his so called 'revenge plan against me'. Ethan said "damn thats alot, so who do we start with?" Then luke replied "we start with John motherfucking lewis" then greg said "you two can't go anywhere like that" then ethan asked "what do you mean?" Then greg opemed up a case with two stealth suits, 4 swords and eye paint so the two put the suits on and made their way to defeat John lewis

The toxics HQ (Johns gang):

"Hey johnny!" Luke said as he sliced all of Johns gang members heads off then John replied "Luke?!" Then luke said "No call me catfish" then jumped and slided Johns bald egg head off "Good riddance" he said as he left the body

Luke and ethan returned to their appartment and ticked Johns name of the list, and they headed to alliance ohio to deal with brelon

Alliance,Ohio:

"Jarrett stfu about that shitty ass song you fake ass superhero!" Brelon shouted as jarrett was singing his famouse blobs plan, "hey wassup brelon" luke said then brelon looked and said "who are you?", ethan threw a sword through brelons chest and he dropped dead to the floor. "2 down 3 motherfuckers to go" luke said then greg replied "i've booked you a flight to england for tommorow go and finish all this shit"

England:

Luke,ethan and greg had arrived in england to deal with the remaining people "who to kill now?" Ethan said then greg replied "i believe we should deal with frogeyes,get that bitch out the way" luke agreed and said "time to go slice and dice"

Frogeye's house:

"What was that?" Frogeyes said as she heard a noise in her room at night time she awoke and turner the light on then she seen luke and ethan standing there with swords in each hands "hey jadey baby" luke said and they both chopped her up "ding dong the bitch is dead which old bitch the dumb old bitch ding dong the dumb old bitch is dead" luke said, then the tv turned on "if i were you i'd stop killing all these people before things get ugly luke or should i say catfish listen the amount of times i wanted to meet you but you were always like SORRY I CAN'T, MAYBE NEXT TIME FOR FUCK SAKE QUIT THE LIES!!!" The voice said on the tv.

The next day:

The next day luke and ethan arrived at James taylors primary school and said "JAMES TAYLOR YOU HAVE FAILED THIS SCHOOL!!" Then he stabbed him through the neck and he bled out on the floor then luke pulled his phone out his pocked and called someone "i'm not playing anymore games NORMAN" luke said as norman answered the phone then norman said "come and meet me then luke,prove you are who you say you are CATFISH!" Then he sent luke a location at McDonalds so luke and ethan made their way to the restaurant

McDonalds:

They arrived at McDonalds and found norman standing there facing a wall "this was were we were supposed to meet wasn't it for the leavers party" norman said as he turned around and said "oh..... Impossible your fake this isn't you" then luke said "of course you would know fletch" then a portal opened and mr incredible came through "luke you don't have to kill him all it takes is 5 moments to be a superhero, 5 moments put down your weapons and do this the right way he deserves....." Mr incredible said but luke driven his sword through fletch's face against the wall and wrote on a note 'courtesy of your sexy badass friendly neighbourhood cafish- P.S. Go fuck yourself"

New York:

Luke and Ethan had returned to new York and were standing on top of the empire state "Another beautiful day in the big apple" ethan said then luke replied "Another beautiful day fucking people up" then luke picked up his phone and messaged someone under the name 'PIG🐷' and said "You're next😄😋💀💀💀"

After credit scene:

Frogeyes's and normans bodies we're collected by people in black suits and put into the back of a black van "lets have some real fun" a man said

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